Terms of Service

Preface:
Within this section, the words “WHITEHOUSE.ORG,” “White House,” “we,” and “us” refer to Americatastic Inc., which is the producer and publisher of all content on WHITEHOUSE.ORG and which holds the right to transmit on WHITEHOUSE.ORG (the “Site”) all of the materials contained in the Site. The word “Materials” refers to any word, sound, image, file, data, or anything else contained in or generated by the Site. All content on WHITEHOUSE.ORG is protected by federal copyright laws. When you use WHITEHOUSE.ORG, you are agreeing and consenting to these terms and conditions of use that we, at our sole discretion, may change in any way at any time. Your consent to these terms and conditions is herein described as the “Agreement.” Thus you should read them with care and, from time to time, re-read them. Yeah, we know that sounds preposterous, because nobody does that. Too bad! If we make any changes, your continued use of WHITEHOUSE.ORG signifies that you agree to them. So there.

Limitations On Use Of Materials Contained in WHITEHOUSE.ORG:
You may, as long as you make no changes of any kind whatsoever, download a single copy of any Materials on the Site for your personal use only. You may not make any commercial use of Materials that you download. Should you make any changes to any of the Materials you will be violating the copyrights of the affected portion of WHITEHOUSE.ORG. Aside from this provision (i.e. the downloading of a single copy) you may not copy, upload, transmit or distribute in any way any Materials contained in the Site, nor may you use them on any network of computers or any other Website. Should you download a single copy of any Materials, you do not own that copy. The copy you download (including the software and its accompanying data and any files) is, rather, licensed to you by Americatastic Inc., which retains all title and rights to the Materials. Thus you are prohibited from distributing your copy or in any way changing the copy into any form that can be perceived by a human being.

Disclaimer: WHITEHOUSE.ORG makes no warranties of any kind (either expressed or implied) concerning the Materials on the WHITEHOUSE.ORG Site. Further, WHITEHOUSE.ORG does not warrant that transmission of the Materials will not be interrupted nor does it warrant that the Materials will contain no errors nor that they will be accurate. WHITEHOUSE.ORG does not warrant that the Site itself or the server which transmits it will be free of viruses or anything else that might be harmful. Nor do we warrant that any defects will be corrected. You alone assume all risk associated with use of the Site, including the full cost of any necessary repair or service to your gizmo. By using the Site you waive any claim whatsoever against WHITEHOUSE.ORG, which arises from your use, whether intended or not, of any other site. This waiver specifically includes any claim arising from a product and/or service which you purchase from any site other than WHITEHOUSE.ORG and any claim arising from security of information (including, but not limited to credit card information), which you give to any other site. In addition, WHITEHOUSE.ORG assumes no responsibility for any content that you find on sites that link either to or from the Site. This includes responsibility for the accuracy or compliance with any laws and for any viruses or other harmful things, which may be contained in these sites. Nor is WHITEHOUSE.ORG responsible should any site link you to a site which you find offensive, you tender darling snowflake, you. WHITEHOUSE.ORG does not endorse or warrant the quality of any goods you buy from any site other than the Site.

Limitation Of WHITEHOUSE.ORG Liability:
WHITEHOUSE.ORG shall not be liable in any way whatsoever (including, but not limited to, negligence) for any special or consequential damages resulting from either your use of the Site or your inability to use it or from your use of any site linked from or to the Site. This limitation includes any circumstance in which WHITEHOUSE.ORG or its representative has been advised of potential liability. Certain applicable laws may not allow all the limitations of liability described herein. Should that be the case, WHITEHOUSE.ORG’s total liability to you for losses, damages, causes of action, and/or negligence shall not exceed the total amount paid by you (if any) to access the Site.

Communication on the Site:
The Site may (but is not obligated to) include e-mail functions, social media connections, comments, forms or other means by which you can communicate with other persons. Should you choose to so communicate, you may not do so using words, sounds or images that are, at WHITEHOUSE.ORG’s sole discretion, deemed to be obscene, pornographic, libelous, defamatory, objectionable, violent, or that, in WHITEHOUSE.ORG’s opinion, may be illegal. Should you communicate on the Site, by doing so you grant to WHITEHOUSE.ORG in perpetuity, exclusively, without any compensation or notice to you, all rights which you have in that communication. Thus you grant WHITEHOUSE.ORG the perpetual, exclusive right to duplicate, replicate, copy, disseminate, modify, edit, create other works from, publish, distribute, include in other works, translate, and/or edit any communication by any means, whether now known or yet to be discovered, at any place and any time throughout the universe. You may not use the Site for any commercial purpose or to solicit funds or any other goods, or services for anything whatsoever. WHITEHOUSE.ORG herein may be exercised in any language, in any medium whether now known or yet to be developed anywhere in the universe. Further, you waive all moral rights to these communications as well as rights of confidentiality. You also warrant that, should you not own the rights to these communications, the owner of the rights has granted them in exactly the same manner and to the same extent that you would have had you been the owner. WHITEHOUSE.ORG assumes no liability whatsoever for any communication on or through the Site. You are responsible for your communications. WHITEHOUSE.ORG assumes no obligation whatsoever (unless there exists a legal obligation) to monitor any communication on or through the Site. Actually, scratch all that. WHITEHOUSE.ORG will never offer communication on the site, because that invariably creates a toxic clusterfuck – so piss off to Twitter if that’s what you want.

Your Comments And Submissions: WHITEHOUSE.ORG welcomes your comments concerning the Site. However, we cannot accept submissions of any kind whatsoever unless we specifically request them. Consequently, please refrain from sending us any ideas, manuscripts, scripts or drawings that we have not asked you to send us. Should you, despite this policy, send us an unsolicited submission(s), that submission(s) becomes the property of WHITEHOUSE.ORG. As such, we will have unlimited, exclusive, perpetual rights, throughout the universe and by any means now known or yet to be discovered, to use the submission(s) for any purpose whatsoever, without any compensation or notice to you. Further, WHITEHOUSE.ORG will assume no liability whatsoever for any use it makes of your submission(s).

KING DONALD J. TRUMP

Donald J. Trump: America’s most kick-ass President EVER! More famous than dirty hippy Jesus, he’s so fucking classy, he even shits in a SOLID GOLD TOILET. SO BOW & WORSHIP HIS MAGNIFICENT PRIAPIC TUMESCENCE, YOU WORTHLESS PISS-POOR LOSERS!

Trumpism At Work: Tackling Complicated Stuff

Trumpism At Work: Tackling Complicated Stuff Americans everywhere are taking POTUS' lead on solving complicated problems! Join them! #TrumpismAtWork #MAGA  Yes, YOU TOO can solve complicated problems like a GENIUS BILLIONAIRE! Work it like @POTUS, America!...

Eric Trump® Presents: Trump Winery® ClassyGrape™

Eric Trump Presents: Trump Winery®. Who knew that plain old Smuckers® jelly grapes could be stomped on by underpaid Mexicans and sold for $50/bottle? Prodigal son Eric did! All Trump® wines** are renowned among really classy people who totally like to party in a...

President Trump: National Security Savior

I told you, NOBODY knows more about national security than me, folks! So safe! #MAGA - @FantasticPOTUS

Welcome FAREWELL Life-Long Trump Supporter Tony Scaramucci

POTUS welcomes bids fond farewell to carefully vetted, 1000% LOYAL Tony Scaramucci to WHITEHOUSE.ORG. So great to be have briefly been working with a life-long fan! ??? ###  

Evangelicals For Trump!

In the wake of mass resignations from President Trump's CEO, Infrastructure and Arts Councils, U.S. Secretary of Religious Freedom Pastor Deacon Fred explains why evangelical support for POTUS remains ROCK HARD.   ###  

President On Mexico’s Refusal To Pay For Wall

THE PRESIDENT: So fed up with Mexico's stinginess! And I thought *Americans* were cheapasses about paying for stuff America needs! Sad! So I says to Mexico, "OK, you can buy the goddamn wall on layaway -- 3,900 easy installments! Or howza 'bout a reverse mortgage on...

IMMIGRATION: First 100 Days

I’m going to get RID of immigration, and replace it with immi-GREAT-ion, folks!

TRADE: First 100 Days

On the "Trans Pacific" Partnership - I will do what I do with all TP: FLUSH IT. #MAGA    - @WHITEHOUSE_ORG ###  

Executive Order On Alternative Science

Vaccines are FAKE MEDICINE. From now on, Measles will be called “Freedom Freckles.”

USA-ONLY FOREIGN POLICY

THE PRESIDENT: For too long, America has been the world’s nice, rich uncle, handing out candy, winks and presents — but getting nothing in return except a couple fingers barely under the Underoos. No more! Starting now, America is the world’s cranky grandpa in the...