Executive Order Protecting The Nation From Foreign Terrorist Entry Into The United States
We will ban from entering America all swarthy persons from the world’s most dangerous hotbeds…
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Category: Executive Orders
Executive Order On Alternative Science
Vaccines are FAKE MEDICINE. From now on, Measles will be called “Freedom Freckles.”
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Executive Order On Gender Urination Stagefright
Believe me, so-called “Trans” people should feel lucky they’re not pissing in a bucket around the corner…
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Executive Order Regarding First Lady-Daughter’s Clothing Line
Executive Order #34567: Everybody in America has to wear IVANKA TRUMP® panties OR ELSE!
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Executive Order Greenlighting HUGE Oil Pipelines
All whiny injuns will be bulldozed into their precious sacred rivers, just before they get deluged with…
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Executive Order Repealing Obamacare
“Obamacare” meant Obama himself was using his bare hand to give little
white girls pelvic exams…