Category: Non-Fake News
People Are Saying: NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION!
100% regular, all-American person “Andy from Arkansas” has wise words for stupid losers who think POTUS secretly loves glorious Mother Russia!
Read MorePresident’s Paris Accord Withdrawal Statement
POTUS: My job is to make every asthmatic brat on earth gasp & wheeze & wish they’d never been born such pathetic rejects! #ParisAccord
Read MoreJared Kusher Statement On Russian Collusion
By Popular Demand: Jared Kushner, ethically spotless Sr. White House Advisor & Secretary Of All the Complicated Stuff, goes on the record regarding his alleged treason.
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President Trump’s First Trip Abroad
POTUS ABROAD: OFFICIAL ITINERARY MAP
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President’s Termination Letter to FBI Director James Comey
I am releasing this letter to the news media first, specifically so I can reference to informing me, on THREE separate occasions, that I AM TOTALLY NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION!
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The 5th of May FREEDOM FIESTA
TACO ‘BOUT A nICE PARTY! Calling All Dreamers! Join El Hefe Trump® for fun, Fritos, and...
Read MoreMelania® Presents: The White House Makeover
“I using high fashion design for redecorate White House so classy. Add puff of gold here, make quaint room for pouting there!”
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President Trump’s First 100 Days
#TRUMP100DAYS: In his first magnificent, tumescent, godlike 100 days, President Donald J. Trump...
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President Donald Trump’s Tax Returns
POTUS: Nosy crybabies want me to #ReleaseTheReturns? I’ve authorized my IRS to do it! Now #STFU and bend over for some tax cuts 4 the rich!
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President Brings A-List Glamour of “Celebrity Apprentice” To Oval Office
President Trump® was proud to serve a taxpayer-financed feast to America’s favorite...
Read MoreMelania® Trump Presents: White House Easter Egg Roll 2017
“I looking even more pretty when sit next ugly ‘Goatse Tree’ planted by frumpy lesbian Eleanor Roosevelt, no?”
Read MoreObamacare Horror Story: Dr. Breem’s Lament
ATTENTION PATRIOTS: President Trump will not rest until Obamacare is DEAD; bled out and hanging...
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