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KING DONALD J. TRUMP

BOW & WORSHIP HIS MAGNIFICENT PRIAPIC TUMESCENCE, YOU WORTHLESS PISS-POOR LOSERS!

POTUS: Pardoning my INNOCENT dimwit son @DonaldJTrumpJr. CASE CLOSED on the biggest Witch Hunt in history not to involve actual witches!

100% REAL Americans ❤️ POTUS! POTUS: The Facebook witch hunt for #TrumpRussia “proof”...

People Are Saying: TRUMPCARE® ROCKS! Darlene Johnson – Head Mop at the Porn Palace in...

In the wake of mass resignations from President Trump’s CEO, Infrastructure and Arts...

Jerry Falwell Jr. of Liberty University was fantastic on “Fox & Friends.” The Fake News should listen to what he had to say. Thanks Jerry!

My base thinks it’s hilarious I’m calling them “thugs” –a word that everyone knows is code for “horny urban negro.”

NOW HIRING: BACKUP U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL WANTED: Trump® White House seeks a backup Attorney...

POTUS welcomes bids fond farewell to carefully vetted, 1000% LOYAL Tony Scaramucci to...

100% regular, all-American person “Andy from Arkansas” has wise words for stupid losers who think POTUS secretly loves glorious Mother Russia!