Category: Non-Fake News
PREEMPTIVE PARDON of Donald Trump, Jr.
POTUS: Pardoning my INNOCENT dimwit son @DonaldJTrumpJr. CASE CLOSED on the biggest Witch Hunt in history not to involve actual witches!
Read More100% Authentic Americans Love POTUS!
POTUS: The Facebook witch hunt for #TrumpRussia “proof” is FAKE NEWS! Totally VERY REAL Americans like “Texas Chuck” say I’m best the best Prez ever. He & I will #MAGA! 🇺🇸
Read MorePeople Are Saying: TRUMPCARE® ROCKS!
People Are Saying: TRUMPCARE® ROCKS! Darlene Johnson – Head Mop at the Porn Palace in...
Read MoreEvangelicals For Trump!
U.S. Secretary of Religious Freedom Pastor Deacon Fred explains why evangelical support for POTUS remains ROCK HARD.
Read MoreCelebrating #RealNews Pundit Jerry Falwell, Jr.
Jerry Falwell Jr. of Liberty University was fantastic on “Fox & Friends.” The Fake News should listen to what he had to say. Thanks Jerry!
Read MoreHealing The Racial Divide
My base thinks it’s hilarious I’m calling them “thugs” –a word that everyone knows is code for “horny urban negro.”
Read MoreNOW HIRING: BACKUP U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL
NOW HIRING: BACKUP U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL WANTED: Trump® White House seeks a backup Attorney...
Read MoreWelcome FAREWELL Life-Long Trump Supporter Tony Scaramucci
POTUS welcomes bids fond farewell to carefully vetted, 1000% LOYAL Tony Scaramucci to...
Read MorePeople Are Saying: NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION!
100% regular, all-American person “Andy from Arkansas” has wise words for stupid losers who think POTUS secretly loves glorious Mother Russia!
Read MorePresident’s Paris Accord Withdrawal Statement
POTUS: My job is to make every asthmatic brat on earth gasp & wheeze & wish they’d never been born such pathetic rejects! #ParisAccord
Read MoreJared Kusher Statement On Russian Collusion
By Popular Demand: Jared Kushner, ethically spotless Sr. White House Advisor & Secretary Of All the Complicated Stuff, goes on the record regarding his alleged treason.
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