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KING DONALD J. TRUMP

Donald J. Trump: America’s most kick-ass President EVER! More famous than dirty hippy Jesus, he’s so fucking classy, he even shits in a SOLID GOLD TOILET. SO BOW & WORSHIP HIS MAGNIFICENT PRIAPIC TUMESCENCE, YOU WORTHLESS PISS-POOR LOSERS!

Sean Spicer Bravely Combats Scourge of Fake News

Trump® White House totally gets back at FAKE news @NYtimes ? by not letting them in room?when Sean Spicer avoids everyone else's questions! - @FantasticPOTUS ###

2017 Republican Loyalty Pledge

I do hereby pledge total loyalty to Donald J. Trump, exalted Savior of the dysfunctional Frankenstein non-coalition formerly known as “The Republican Party.”

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Stephen K. Bannon: EX-NEVER-President

[UPDATED 8/18/2017 FOR ACCURACY & PRE-RETRIBUTION] Stephen K. Bannon is WAS the TOP-SECRET acting Chief Executive of the United States of America UNTIL HE BLABBED ABOUT IT TO EVERY LIBTARD MSM JOURNO IN THE WORLD!!! He believes that America has a Jesus-ordained...

Don Jr. & Eric: High-IQ Crotchfruit

L'il Donnie Like First Lady-Daughter Ivanka Trump, this is another child with a taste for pink power ties who is totally NOT trading off his father’s amazingly fabulous and classy name and/or his presidency. Follow L’il Donnie on Instagram, where he flaunts his...

White House Counsels Kellyanne Conway on Hawking Ivanka Trump® Shoes on TV

“White House employees know they are to pimp only the full-price Trump merchandise,” Chief of Staff Reince Priebus reiterated in a statement to the press.

Melania® Trump Presents: White House Easter Egg Roll 2017

“I looking even more pretty when sit next ugly ‘Goatse Tree’ planted by frumpy lesbian Eleanor Roosevelt, no?”

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