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KING DONALD J. TRUMP

Donald J. Trump: America’s most kick-ass President EVER! More famous than dirty hippy Jesus, he’s so fucking classy, he even shits in a SOLID GOLD TOILET. SO BOW & WORSHIP HIS MAGNIFICENT PRIAPIC TUMESCENCE, YOU WORTHLESS PISS-POOR LOSERS!

ENERGY: First 100 Days

On Energy, I will stop supporting sissy stuff like wind and solar and rainbows. Go nukes!

Russia Witch Hunt Survey Confirmation

THANK YOU, PATRIOT-COMRADE! With your help, more Americans can appreciate President Trump’s squeaky-clean innocence of anything and everything. And soon, when the Special Counsel starts snooping around through Trump bank accounts and inevitably discovers a bunch of...

Take The #StillMAGA Milk Challenge!

Join the pro-Trump® sensation that’s sweeping America: trolling stupid P.C. Snowflakes by taking the #StillMAGA Milk Challenge!

MELANIA® – Fine Art Collection From Trump Museum of Class™

Introducing MELANIA® - THE FINE ART COLLECTION. Only the finest, most classiestest, 100% authentic replicas of priceless artworks from Trump® Museum of Class™. Available Now!

Ivanka® Trump: First Lady-Daughter

There have been 45 Presidential penises in US History, but it took Donald Trump’s HUGE anaconda to finally shoot out a perfect “10.” Ask anyone: Ivanka® Trump ranks #1 in hotness when it comes to Presidential offspring. Believe me, even so-called babes like Tricia...

L’il Donnie Presents: BIG FAT TREASON-BURGER®

Hungry? Dig in to L'il Donnie Trump's delicious new BIG FAT TREASON-BURGER, and taste the collusion! Try it with our formerly secret sauce -- AKA "Russian Dressing"!? ?? ?  

Mrs. Mike Pence (Karen): Second Lady

Mrs. Mike Pence is a woman. Vice President Mike Pence met the future Mrs. Mike Pence in church. She became the legally wed wife of Mike Pence in 1984. Mrs. Mike Pence successfully gestated Mike Pence’s three children. Later, Mrs. Mike Pence was briefly the Founder...

Standing Up For LAW ENFORCEMENT

THE PRESIDENT: As all my addresses to Joint Sessions of Congress will make abundantly clear: America is, basically, a costume party. If you wear a uniform, you get worshipped -- no questions asked. You can riddle a black teenager, who's begging for mercy, with bullets...

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Join Trump® Mar-a-Lago today to enjoy fabulous front-row seats at ALL weekend nuclear crises! Free hot & cold buffet included! Supplies limited!

President’s Termination Letter to FBI Director James Comey

I am releasing this letter to the news media first, specifically so I can reference to informing me, on THREE separate occasions, that I AM TOTALLY NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION!