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KING DONALD J. TRUMP

Donald J. Trump: America’s most kick-ass President EVER! More famous than dirty hippy Jesus, he’s so fucking classy, he even shits in a SOLID GOLD TOILET. SO BOW & WORSHIP HIS MAGNIFICENT PRIAPIC TUMESCENCE, YOU WORTHLESS PISS-POOR LOSERS!

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Welcome FAREWELL Life-Long Trump Supporter Tony Scaramucci

POTUS welcomes bids fond farewell to carefully vetted, 1000% LOYAL Tony Scaramucci to WHITEHOUSE.ORG. So great to be have briefly been working with a life-long fan! ??? ###  

Nice Snitching!

Nice Snitching! Great job, fair-complected Patriot! You’ve successfully ratted out some inferior foreign dirt person who’ll soon be explaining themselves to the business end of the ICE battering ram that's smashing down their cheap apartment's front door. #MAGA!...

Horror Story Received!

HORROR STORY RECEIVED! Your video has been successfully submitted. Thank You for Making Me Great Again! - Donald J. Trump

President Donald Trump’s Tax Returns

POTUS: Nosy crybabies want me to #ReleaseTheReturns? I’ve authorized my IRS to do it! Now #STFU and bend over for some tax cuts 4 the rich!

Eric Trump® Presents: Trump Winery® ClassyGrape™

Eric Trump Presents: Trump Winery®. Who knew that plain old Smuckers® jelly grapes could be stomped on by underpaid Mexicans and sold for $50/bottle? Prodigal son Eric did! All Trump® wines** are renowned among really classy people who totally like to party in a...

Secretary DeVos Incorporates All America’s Public Schools In Cayman Islands

Here we go, folks! Secretery Betsy DeVos will RAM change down stupid @USedgov’s throat to Make Educasion Great Again! #MEGA - @FantasticPOTUS ###

Sean Spicer Bravely Combats Scourge of Fake News

Trump® White House totally gets back at FAKE news @NYtimes ? by not letting them in room?when Sean Spicer avoids everyone else's questions! - @FantasticPOTUS ###

Russia Witch Hunt Survey

PATRIOT ALERT! You already knew the Fake News Media was out to SABOTAGE President Trump, but now even the GOP “Deep State” is yammering about “evidence” and so-called “laws” and “justice” to destroy POTUS. With so many LIES floating around, it’s hard to know...

President Trump: National Security Savior

I told you, NOBODY knows more about national security than me, folks! So safe! #MAGA - @FantasticPOTUS