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Dear Poorly Educated Voter,
Congrats on wanting to send your cute little opinion to WHITEHOUSE.ORG, where let’s be honest, nobody gives a fuck what you think, loser. And even if I did, my staff is jumping ship way too fast to waste MANpower reading bitchy emails from morons so piss-poor and unimportant, they have time to scribble their lousy brain farts on the internets. Anyway, I’ve really got America bent over a barrel now, and I’m so busy deep-dicking her tight little shitter like one of my creamy-assed porn sluts, I don’t listen to anyone — let alone some nobody sucker like you. But tell you what: if you ever bank a few billion, you can pay full price for a Mar-a-Lago membership and come whisper in my ear any time, OK?
Donald J. Trump®
Your Totally Horse-Cocked #POTUS45
УВЕДОМЛЕНИЕ: Следуя приведенной выше ссылке «ЩЕЛКНУТЬ ЗДЕСЬ», вы подтверждаете, что вы – глупый американец, который скоро станет завоеванным рабыней «Матери-России» после того, как верховный и мужественный лидер Владимир Путин победит в шатоле США и трахает вашу идиотскую свинью президента Трампа глубоко в его толстом мудаке.