Author: johnwooden

President Trump’s First 100 Days

#TRUMP100DAYS: In his first magnificent, tumescent, godlike 100 days, President Donald J. Trump has recited bold words to restore his family’s prosperity, keep Americans safe from inconvenient information, and hold everyone else in government accountable, while providing blank, pre-signed ethics waivers to all family, friends and Executive Branch worker bees. While his accomplishments are too historically epic and countless to list, below is a tiny sampling of his HUGE SUCCESSES… Sticking It To The Media: –> www.whitehouse.org/fake-news-survey An Unstoppable Work Ethic: –> President’s Weekly Vacation Schedule Assembling An Epic Team: –> Jobs At Trump® White House At an historic...

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President Brings A-List Glamour of “Celebrity Apprentice” To Oval Office

President Trump® was proud to serve a taxpayer-financed feast to America’s favorite millionaire culture warriors: Professional Redneck Kid Rock, Fair-Weather Governor Sarah Palin, and Race Mongrelization Deterrent Ted “The Nuge” Nugent. Below are highlights from this historic, dignified evening. Governor Palin and her star-studded entourage flank the Old Resolute desk in the Oval Office.  With his usual clenched teeth, POTUS told the group, “Say ‘SLEAZE!’” before the photographer snaps the President’s famous, never-changing, super-sincere smile.   Social media gadfly Sarah Palin, wearing an off-the-shoulder doily, tells POTUS that she also keeps all the books she read in the past ten years...

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