Author: johnwooden

SNITCHES GET RICHES! Make America Pure Again!

SNITCHES GET RICHES!Make America Pure Again! Have you spotted a so-called “person” who seems suspiciously less American than you? Report them preemptively today and YOU will be helping the brave patriots of Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) fulfill President Trump’s mandate to bleach the mottled Michael Jackson face of today’s mongrel America. Submit your sightings of exotically “other” persons here for a chance to win fabulous Trump® luxury goods and services*, and take comfort in knowing that YOU named suspiciously vowel-rich names to help Make the USA Pure Again! #MUSAPA SNITCH TOLL-FREE: CALL 844-ICED-OUT ICE ANONYMOUS SNITCH SYSTEM: YOUR INFORMATION:...

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Exclusive Ivanka Trump Book Excerpt

Enjoy this illuminating excerpt from First Lady-Daughter/Secretary of State Ivanka® Trump’s scintillating new page-turner, “Women Who Work Their Daddies” – available now HARDCOVER FULL RETAIL ONLY at fine Trump® Resort Gift Emporiums worldwide.   6 SECRETS TO LANDING THE JOB OF YOUR DREAMS! Embrace Your Legacy: It doesn’t matter if your are born a slave to, like, a person, or a slave to your Google Calendar, reading my “curated” quotations from some Toni Morrison person about slavery will make you feel your oppression, look up from the page and yell, “Nobody knows da sufferin’ I knows!” So, whether you...

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