Author: johnwooden

Healing The Racial Divide

My base thinks it’s hilarious I’m calling them “thugs” –a word that everyone knows is code for “horny urban negro.”

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NOW HIRING: BACKUP U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL

NOW HIRING: BACKUP U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL WANTED: Trump® White House seeks a backup Attorney General to unquestioningly obey Mighty POTUS, but tell America he is running the Justice Department through (at least) eight years of 100% undetected scandal and treasonous criminality. REQUIREMENTS: Must be LOYAL, DISCREET & COMPLIANT team player Violent aversion to “recusal” and other flashy acts of so-called “integrity” and “legality” Must demonstrate an eagerness to flush a stable, twenty-year Senate (or other) career down the toilet in exchange for six months of toxic chaos Ability to convincingly deflect nosy lines of questioning from pushy Jew Senators or...

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Trumpism At Work: Tackling Complicated Stuff

Americans everywhere are taking POTUS’ lead on solving complicated problems! Join them! #TrumpismAtWork #MAGA  Yes, YOU TOO can solve complicated problems like a GENIUS BILLIONAIRE! Work it like @POTUS, America! #TrumpismAtWork #MAGA Are YOU emulating POTUS’ genius ability to solve complicated problems? Start today! #TrumpismAtWork...

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People Are Saying: TRUMPCARE® ROCKS!

Darlene Johnson – Head Mop at the Porn Palace in Knoxville TN, shares her inspiring tale of overcoming stupid Obamacare’s #FAKENEWS to arrive at a TRUMPCARE® MIRACLE!   ###...

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