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Well that was no fun…

WHITEHOUSE.ORG resumed publishing in 2017, but soon concluded that grotesque parody Donald Trump could not be satirized without treading in waters too putrid for even our tastes. So we walked away. Alas, irony died so… ironically.
To view the old WHITEHOUSE.ORG, visit whitehouse.georgewbush.org.

 

KING DONALD J. TRUMP

Donald J. Trump: America’s most kick-ass President EVER! More famous than dirty hippy Jesus, he’s so fucking classy, he even shits in a SOLID GOLD TOILET. SO BOW & WORSHIP HIS MAGNIFICENT PRIAPIC TUMESCENCE, YOU WORTHLESS PISS-POOR LOSERS!

Melania® Presents: The White House Makeover

“I using high fashion design for redecorate White House so classy. Add puff of gold here, make quaint room for pouting there!”

SNITCHES GET RICHES!

Have you spotted a so-called “dreamer” who seems suspiciously less American than you? Submit your sightings of exotically “other” persons here for a chance to win fabulous Trump® luxury goods and services!

Russia Witch Hunt Survey Confirmation

THANK YOU, PATRIOT-COMRADE! With your help, more Americans can appreciate President Trump’s squeaky-clean innocence of anything and everything. And soon, when the Special Counsel starts snooping around through Trump bank accounts and inevitably discovers a bunch of...

Celebrating #RealNews Pundit Jerry Falwell, Jr.

Jerry Falwell Jr. of Liberty University was fantastic on “Fox & Friends.” The Fake News should listen to what he had to say. Thanks Jerry!

NATIONAL SECURITY: First 100 Days

THE PRESIDENT: On National Security, I have told the generals we will use the expertise of the bouncers at Trump Hotel Moscow to protect all of America's wonderful, important and excellent places. We will #StopBadStuff!!   - @WHITEHOUSE_ORG ###...

IVANKA TRUMP® Injun Arrowheads

As featured in Ivanka Trump's scintillating pageturner, The Trump Card: Playing To Win In Work & Life, it's the ORIGINAL, 100% AUTHENTIC (faux) Connecticut Injun Arrowhead. These priceless artifacts were painstaking unearthed from REAL* Indian burial sites -- and...

Trumpism At Work: Tackling Complicated Stuff

Trumpism At Work: Tackling Complicated Stuff Americans everywhere are taking POTUS' lead on solving complicated problems! Join them! #TrumpismAtWork #MAGA  Yes, YOU TOO can solve complicated problems like a GENIUS BILLIONAIRE! Work it like @POTUS, America!...

People Are Saying: TRUMPCARE® ROCKS!

People Are Saying: TRUMPCARE® ROCKS! Darlene Johnson - Head Mop at the Porn Palace in Knoxville TN, shares her inspiring tale of overcoming stupid Obamacare's #FAKENEWS to arrive at a TRUMPCARE® MIRACLE!   ###  

Eric Trump® Presents: Trump Winery® ClassyGrape™

Eric Trump Presents: Trump Winery®. Who knew that plain old Smuckers® jelly grapes could be stomped on by underpaid Mexicans and sold for $50/bottle? Prodigal son Eric did! All Trump® wines** are renowned among really classy people who totally like to party in a...

People Are Saying: NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION!

100% regular, all-American person “Andy from Arkansas” has wise words for stupid losers who think POTUS secretly loves glorious Mother Russia!