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WHITEHOUSE.ORG resumed publishing in 2017, but soon concluded that grotesque parody Donald Trump could not be satirized without treading in waters too putrid for even our tastes. So we walked away. Alas, irony died so… ironically.
To view the old WHITEHOUSE.ORG, visit whitehouse.georgewbush.org.

 

KING DONALD J. TRUMP

Donald J. Trump: America’s most kick-ass President EVER! More famous than dirty hippy Jesus, he’s so fucking classy, he even shits in a SOLID GOLD TOILET. SO BOW & WORSHIP HIS MAGNIFICENT PRIAPIC TUMESCENCE, YOU WORTHLESS PISS-POOR LOSERS!

Spring Special: L’IL DONNIE TRUMP “BIG BOY PANTS”

Now available in fresh spring-grey: The ORIGINAL L'il Donnie Trump® "BIG BOY PANTS." They're just like daddy's! Take it from Little Donnie himself: Available Exclusively at all Trump®...

Take The #StillMAGA Milk Challenge!

Join the pro-Trump® sensation that’s sweeping America: trolling stupid P.C. Snowflakes by taking the #StillMAGA Milk Challenge!

America-Only IMMIGRATION

THE PRESIDENT: On immigration, we’re gonna get rid of immigration; we’re gonna have immiGREATion. It will be so great. I don’t know how yet, but believe me. There may be no fresh produce in your grocery store, but that’s a small price to pay for never having to press...

Abortion Rights WRONGS

THE PRESIDENT: I never really cared about abortion – beyond demanding receipts before cutting the reimbursement checks…

USA-ONLY FOREIGN POLICY

THE PRESIDENT: For too long, America has been the world’s nice, rich uncle, handing out candy, winks and presents — but getting nothing in return except a couple fingers barely under the Underoos. No more! Starting now, America is the world’s cranky grandpa in the...

Statement On First Lady Smacking Down Loser Blogger

THE PRESIDENT: GREAT NEWS about the BIGLY $ettlement for Melania! So let that be a lesson to any lousy website that can’t afford to pay the KGB to bury any proof that my hotwife allegedly worked the breadlines of Slovenia as a hooker! Believe me folks, nobody knows...

Mrs. Mike Pence (Karen): Second Lady

Mrs. Mike Pence is a woman. Vice President Mike Pence met the future Mrs. Mike Pence in church. She became the legally wed wife of Mike Pence in 1984. Mrs. Mike Pence successfully gestated Mike Pence’s three children. Later, Mrs. Mike Pence was briefly the Founder...

Making WHITEHOUSE.ORG Great Again!

Here we go, folks -- I'm gonna make the WHITEHOUSE.ORG GREAT again -- AGAIN!   - @WHITEHOUSE_ORG ###  

President Reacts To HUGE Crowds In Washington

Best, most HUGE Inauguration in History! We couldn’t keep the broads away! Even more showed up the second day!