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WHITEHOUSE.ORG resumed publishing in 2017, but soon concluded that grotesque parody Donald Trump could not be satirized without treading in waters too putrid for even our tastes. So we walked away. Alas, irony died so… ironically.
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KING DONALD J. TRUMP

Donald J. Trump: America’s most kick-ass President EVER! More famous than dirty hippy Jesus, he’s so fucking classy, he even shits in a SOLID GOLD TOILET. SO BOW & WORSHIP HIS MAGNIFICENT PRIAPIC TUMESCENCE, YOU WORTHLESS PISS-POOR LOSERS!

Ivanka® Trump Wise Words #ITWISEWORDS

THE FIRST LADY-DAUGHTER: Hello America, Ivanka® Trump here. Some of you might wonder why my daddy wants me reviewing top-secret intelligence and joining heads-of-state meetings that even Mike Pence isn't allowed to attend. Well I'll tell you: it's because I'm so WISE....

President Announces SCOTUS Appointee Neil Gorsuch

Neil Gorsuch — Isn’t he FABULOUS, folks? So fabulous. You know I like having judges who owe me, OK?

President Brings A-List Glamour of “Celebrity Apprentice” To Oval Office

President Trump® was proud to serve a taxpayer-financed feast to America's favorite millionaire culture warriors: Professional Redneck Kid Rock, Fair-Weather Governor Sarah Palin, and Race Mongrelization Deterrent Ted “The Nuge” Nugent. Below are highlights from this...

Executive Order On Gender Urination Stagefright

Believe me, so-called “Trans” people should feel lucky they’re not pissing in a bucket around the corner…

President’s Paris Accord Withdrawal Statement

POTUS: My job is to make every asthmatic brat on earth gasp & wheeze & wish they’d never been born such pathetic rejects! #ParisAccord

President’s Blueprint For Israeli Peace

OK - 1, 2, 50 state solution? I don't care. According to Bannon, Jesus is going to destroy that whole ugly dustbowl anyhow. Luckily there's always room at MY Inn: Trump® #MiddleEast Resorts! - @FantasticPOTUS

Nice Snitching!

Nice Snitching! Great job, fair-complected Patriot! You’ve successfully ratted out some inferior foreign dirt person who’ll soon be explaining themselves to the business end of the ICE battering ram that's smashing down their cheap apartment's front door. #MAGA!...

President On Mexico’s Refusal To Pay For Wall

THE PRESIDENT: So fed up with Mexico's stinginess! And I thought *Americans* were cheapasses about paying for stuff America needs! Sad! So I says to Mexico, "OK, you can buy the goddamn wall on layaway -- 3,900 easy installments! Or howza 'bout a reverse mortgage on...

Spring Special: L’IL DONNIE TRUMP “BIG BOY PANTS”

Now available in fresh spring-grey: The ORIGINAL L'il Donnie Trump® "BIG BOY PANTS." They're just like daddy's! Take it from Little Donnie himself: Available Exclusively at all Trump®...

Melania® Trump: 1st Lady-NOT-of-Night

Michelle Obama Melania® is an American Eastern European lawyer eye-candy and writer borrower of word-things who was is First Lady-NOT-of-Night of the United States from 2009 2017 to 2017 year lease is up or husband driven from office by Constitution crazies, whichever...