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WHITEHOUSE.ORG resumed publishing in 2017, but soon concluded that grotesque parody Donald Trump could not be satirized without treading in waters too putrid for even our tastes. So we walked away. Alas, irony died so… ironically.
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KING DONALD J. TRUMP

Donald J. Trump: America’s most kick-ass President EVER! More famous than dirty hippy Jesus, he’s so fucking classy, he even shits in a SOLID GOLD TOILET. SO BOW & WORSHIP HIS MAGNIFICENT PRIAPIC TUMESCENCE, YOU WORTHLESS PISS-POOR LOSERS!

L’il Donnie Presents: BIG FAT TREASON-BURGER®

Hungry? Dig in to L'il Donnie Trump's delicious new BIG FAT TREASON-BURGER, and taste the collusion! Try it with our formerly secret sauce -- AKA "Russian Dressing"!? ?? ?  

CROOKED HILLARY: First 100 Days

THE PRESIDENT: You know, I’ve been laughing my ass off all morning, thinking that right now, somewhere in Chappaqua, Crooked Hillary is looking up from Huma’s "wherever," still crawling out from getting #SCHLONGED by a landslide so bigly that it would make God in...

Trump® Meals on Wheels™

Introducing all-new, super-classy... TRUMP® MEALS ON WHEELS™ My food plan is just like my healthcare plan:...

NOW HIRING: BACKUP U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL

NOW HIRING: BACKUP U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL WANTED: Trump® White House seeks a backup Attorney General to unquestioningly obey Mighty POTUS, but tell America he is running the Justice Department through (at least) eight years of 100% undetected scandal and treasonous...

Swearing-In Statement: Attorney General Jeff Sessions

A dangerous CRIME WAVE of TERRORIST MEXICAN BLACK LIVES MATTER GEORGE SOROS PROTESTORS is sweeping AMERICA and NO ONE is safe! Don’t look at FBI statistics because they’re FAKE FACTS!

Obamacare Horror Stories: Submit Yours!

Obamacare Horror Stories Submit Yours! THE PRESIDENT: Folks, it doesn't matter if Ryancare a.k.a. "The American Healthcare Act" went down in flames. Going forward - just out of spite - my entire strategy is to let Obamacare EXPLODE - no matter how many people end up...

IMMIGRATION: First 100 Days

I’m going to get RID of immigration, and replace it with immi-GREAT-ion, folks!

WHITEHOUSE.ORG MATERIAL RELEASE

PLEASE READ THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION By submitting material, whether in the form of a photo, license, text, video, animation, music or otherwise (the “Material), to WHITEHOUSE.ORG via a web-based submission form (ex: “OBAMACARE HORROR STORIES” @...

That So-Called “Race” Stuff

My base thinks it’s hilarious I’m calling them “thugs” –a word that everyone knows is code for “horny urban negro.”