BOW & WORSHIP HIS MAGNIFICENT PRIAPIC TUMESCENCE, YOU WORTHLESS PISS-POOR LOSERS!
I am releasing this letter to the news media first, specifically so I can reference to informing me, on THREE separate occasions, that I AM TOTALLY NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION!
Believe me, so-called “Trans” people should feel lucky they’re not pissing in a bucket around the corner…
Meet TEXAS CHUCK – totally authentic American person who love POTUS Donald Trump on the Twitter all day and all night! He real cowboy total USA man who have nothing to do with warehouse of computer puberteens in Moscow who make Facebook page for convince Red State slobs with no high school how much billionaire crook Donald Trump love them!
Be SCARED, because at any moment you could be murdered at Carl’s Junior by a one-legged Syrian war orphan!
Executive Order #34567: Everybody in America has to wear IVANKA TRUMP® panties OR ELSE!