100% REAL Americans ❤️ POTUS!
POTUS: The Facebook witch hunt for #TrumpRussia “proof” is FAKE NEWS! Totally REAL Americans say I’m best the best Prez ever. “Texas Chuck” is obviously VERY American. He & I will #MAGA! ??
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POTUS: The Facebook witch hunt for #TrumpRussia “proof” is FAKE NEWS! Totally REAL Americans say I’m best the best Prez ever. “Texas Chuck” is obviously VERY American. He & I will #MAGA! ??
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Best, most HUGE Inauguration in History! We couldn’t keep the broads away! Even more showed up the second day!
Believe me, so-called “Trans” people should feel lucky they’re not pissing in a bucket around the corner…
THE PRESIDENT: [Inhales sharply.] OK, wait until you see how serious I deliver this. So serious. And. Very. Very. Presidential. Like, Sean Hannity will be totally creaming in his pinstripe slacks any second now, folks.
Vaccines are FAKE MEDICINE. From now on, Measles will be called “Freedom Freckles.”
If it’s Monday, that means POTUS is back from his $3+Million vacation & ready to #MAGA – for a few days anyway…
I do hereby pledge total loyalty to Donald J. Trump, exalted Savior of the dysfunctional Frankenstein non-coalition formerly known as “The Republican Party.”
We will ban from entering America all swarthy persons from the world’s most dangerous hotbeds…
POTUS: Nosy crybabies want me to #ReleaseTheReturns? I’ve authorized my IRS to do it! Now #STFU and bend over for some tax cuts 4 the rich!