In the wake of mass resignations from President Trump’s CEO, Infrastructure and Arts Councils, U.S. Secretary of Religious Freedom Pastor Deacon Fred explains why evangelical support for POTUS remains ROCK HARD.
100% regular, all-American person “Andy from Arkansas” has wise words for stupid losers who think POTUS secretly loves glorious Mother Russia!
Be SCARED, because at any moment you could be murdered at Carl’s Junior by a one-legged Syrian war orphan!
“I looking even more pretty when sit next ugly ‘Goatse Tree’ planted by frumpy lesbian Eleanor Roosevelt, no?”
My base thinks it’s hilarious I’m calling them “thugs” –a word that everyone knows is code for “horny urban negro.”