THE PRESIDENT: My job is to make every asthmatic brat on earth gasp & wheeze & wish they’d never been born such pathetic rejects! #ParisAccord
Believe me, so-called “Trans” people should feel lucky they’re not pissing in a bucket around the corner…
“I using high fashion design for redecorate White House so classy. Add puff of gold here, make quaint room for pouting there!”
“I looking even more pretty when sit next ugly ‘Goatse Tree’ planted by frumpy lesbian Eleanor Roosevelt, no?”
Vaccines are FAKE MEDICINE. From now on, Measles will be called “Freedom Freckles.”
100% regular, all-American person “Andy from Arkansas” has wise words for stupid losers who think POTUS secretly loves glorious Mother Russia!
Be SCARED, because at any moment you could be murdered at Carl’s Junior by a one-legged Syrian war orphan!