POTUS ABROAD: OFFICIAL ITINERARY MAP
Today, 50 days into my administration, a worshipful national pride stirs in the nine-in-five Americans who voted against Crooked Hillary…
America is all about freedom – to be a Christian. And freedom to shit on losers the Bible tells you to hate because they aren’t Jesus groupies like you!
I am releasing this letter to the news media first, specifically so I can reference to informing me, on THREE separate occasions, that I AM TOTALLY NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION!
Best, most HUGE Inauguration in History! We couldn’t keep the broads away! Even more showed up the second day!
Believe me, so-called “Trans” people should feel lucky they’re not pissing in a bucket around the corner…
“White House employees know they are to pimp only the full-price Trump merchandise,” Chief of Staff Reince Priebus reiterated in a statement to the press.