POTUS ABROAD: OFFICIAL ITINERARY MAP
I do hereby pledge total loyalty to Donald J. Trump, exalted Savior of the dysfunctional Frankenstein non-coalition formerly known as “The Republican Party.”
Meet TEXAS CHUCK – totally authentic American person who love POTUS Donald Trump on the Twitter all day and all night! He real cowboy total USA man who have nothing to do with warehouse of computer puberteens in Moscow who make Facebook page for convince Red State slobs with no high school how much billionaire crook Donald Trump love them!
THE PRESIDENT: I never really cared about abortion – beyond demanding receipts before cutting the reimbursement checks…
“Obamacare” meant Obama himself was using his bare hand to give little
white girls pelvic exams…
THE PRESIDENT: [Inhales sharply.] OK, wait until you see how serious I deliver this. So serious. And. Very. Very. Presidential. Like, Sean Hannity will be totally creaming in his pinstripe slacks any second now, folks.
Believe me, so-called “Trans” people should feel lucky they’re not pissing in a bucket around the corner…
“White House employees know they are to pimp only the full-price Trump merchandise,” Chief of Staff Reince Priebus reiterated in a statement to the press.
Be SCARED, because at any moment you could be murdered at Carl’s Junior by a one-legged Syrian war orphan!