Obamacare Horror Stories: Submit Yours!

Obamacare Horror Stories
Submit Yours!

THE PRESIDENT: Folks, it doesn’t matter if Ryancare a.k.a. “The American Healthcare Act” went down in flames. Going forward – just out of spite – my entire strategy is to let Obamacare EXPLODE – no matter how many people end up dying in the meantime of appendicitis and infected hangnails! My fabulous team is standing by, ready to make more heartfelt social propaganda videos for the Twitgram and the FaceSnap, so SUBMIT YOUR OBAMACARE HORROR STORY TODAY!

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Urgent Appeal Re: Total Disaster Ryancare FAIL

The latest victim of Obamacare’s roving Death Panels? Speaker Paul Ryan’s career! He wasn’t man enough to pass the American Health Care Act. Pussy!

Introducing Obamacare TRUMPCARE®

Believe me, it’s all the healthcare you’ll ever need – or get! Nine out of ten insurance CEOs agree: “Take TRUMP HEALTH® daily and die quietly!”

President Donald Trump’s Tax Returns

POTUS: Nosy crybabies want me to #ReleaseTheReturns? I’ve authorized my IRS to do it! Now #STFU and bend over for some tax cuts 4 the rich!

That So-Called “Race” Stuff

My base thinks it’s hilarious I’m calling them “thugs” –a word that everyone knows is code for “horny urban negro.”

President’s Paris Accord Withdrawal Statement

POTUS: My job is to make every asthmatic brat on earth gasp & wheeze & wish they’d never been born such pathetic rejects! #ParisAccord

Executive Order Repealing Obamacare

“Obamacare” meant Obama himself was using his bare hand to give little
white girls pelvic exams…

SNITCHES GET RICHES!

Have you spotted a so-called “dreamer” who seems suspiciously less American than you? Submit your sightings of exotically “other” persons here for a chance to win fabulous Trump® luxury goods and services!

Secretary DeVos Incorporates All America’s Public Schools In Cayman Islands

Here we go, folks! Secretery Betsy DeVos will RAM change down stupid @USedgov’s throat to Make Educasion Great Again! #MEGA - @FantasticPOTUS ###

Standing Up For LAW ENFORCEMENT

THE PRESIDENT: As all my addresses to Joint Sessions of Congress will make abundantly clear: America is, basically, a costume party. If you wear a uniform, you get worshipped -- no questions asked. You can riddle a black teenager, who's begging for mercy, with bullets...

Melania® Presents: The White House Makeover

“I using high fashion design for redecorate White House so classy. Add puff of gold here, make quaint room for pouting there!”