President’s Termination Letter to FBI Director James Comey

FBI Director James Comey Termination Letter

AS WRITTEN:

May 9, 2017

Dear Director Comey,

I have received the attached memos Jared wrote for the US Attorney General
and Deputy Attorney General to sign – recommending your beanpole ass get
dragged kicking and screaming out of the Hoover building for doing what you
know you did – but I’ve been told not to mention it here, OK? I have accepted
their recommendation (which was my idea to begin with!) and you are hereby
TERMINATED.

I am releasing this letter to the news media before you see it, specifically so I
can make reference to you informing me, on THREE separate occasions, that
I AM TOTALLY NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION, EVEN IF MY ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION IS.
(OOPS, I SAID THE DAMN REASON YOU’RE BEING FIRED! LOL! )

It is essential we find new FBI leadership who will immediately mothball all
the impeachable dirt your goons have on me. Making it look like we give a
fuck that you bent Hillary over a barrel last year is a pretty genius way to
do it, too. Right?

I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. REMEMBER YOU
SIGNED AN NDA.

DONALD J. TRUMP

CC: HR, Moscow (Открыть файл # 149DJT)

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