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Obamacare Horror Stories: Roger’s Lung Cancer
President Trump’s First 100 Days
#TRUMP100DAYS: In his first magnificent, tumescent, godlike 100 days, President Donald J. Trump has recited bold words to restore his family's prosperity, keep Americans safe from inconvenient information, and hold everyone else in government accountable, while...
President Responds To Terror-Loving Airport Trespassers
Be SCARED, because at any moment you could be murdered at Carl’s Junior by a one-legged Syrian war orphan!
Welcome FAREWELL Life-Long Trump Supporter Tony Scaramucci
POTUS welcomes bids fond farewell to carefully vetted, 1000% LOYAL Tony Scaramucci to WHITEHOUSE.ORG. So great to be have briefly been working with a life-long fan! ??? ###
Swearing-In Statement: Attorney General Jeff Sessions
A dangerous CRIME WAVE of TERRORIST MEXICAN BLACK LIVES MATTER GEORGE SOROS PROTESTORS is sweeping AMERICA and NO ONE is safe! Don’t look at FBI statistics because they’re FAKE FACTS!
Statement On First Lady Smacking Down Loser Blogger
THE PRESIDENT: GREAT NEWS about the BIGLY $ettlement for Melania! So let that be a lesson to any lousy website that can’t afford to pay the KGB to bury any proof that my hotwife allegedly worked the breadlines of Slovenia as a hooker! Believe me folks, nobody knows...
Evangelicals For Trump!
In the wake of mass resignations from President Trump's CEO, Infrastructure and Arts Councils, U.S. Secretary of Religious Freedom Pastor Deacon Fred explains why evangelical support for POTUS remains ROCK HARD. ###
Sean Spicer Bravely Combats Scourge of Fake News
Trump® White House totally gets back at FAKE news @NYtimes ? by not letting them in room?when Sean Spicer avoids everyone else's questions! - @FantasticPOTUS ###
America-Only LGBTQ Stuff
THE PRESIDENT: OK, I got nothing against the homos. If I did, would I have used Liberace as my decorator? He took one look at my Trump Tower condo and said, "Giiiiirl, I'm going to whomp this wasteland up 'til she looks like a Persian prostitute won the lottery!"...
An America-Only ENERGY Plan
THE PRESIDENT: On energy, I will stop supporting sissy stuff like wind and solar and rainbows and all that liberal hippy-dippy spiral-dancer earth-lover bullshit, and go back to a future where huge, dick-like smokestacks belch out thick, beautiful GOLDEN clouds of...
Executive Order Protecting The Nation From Foreign Terrorist Entry Into The United States
We will ban from entering America all swarthy persons from the world’s most dangerous hotbeds…