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100% regular, all-American person “Andy from Arkansas” has wise words for stupid losers who think POTUS secretly loves glorious Mother Russia!
Executive Order #34567: Everybody in America has to wear IVANKA TRUMP® panties OR ELSE!
Best, most HUGE Inauguration in History! We couldn’t keep the broads away! Even more showed up the second day!
“I using high fashion design for redecorate White House so classy. Add puff of gold here, make quaint room for pouting there!”
POTUS: Nosy crybabies want me to #ReleaseTheReturns? I’ve authorized my IRS to do it! Now #STFU and bend over for some tax cuts 4 the rich!