THE PRESIDENT: The Democrats won’t pass my ginormous tax handout to Wall Street zillionaires unless I #ReleaseTheReturns — WHICH NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANYWAY??? OK, I told my IRS to do it, losers! #PROMISEKEPT
“I looking even more pretty when sit next ugly ‘Goatse Tree’ planted by frumpy lesbian Eleanor Roosevelt, no?”
Neil Gorsuch — Isn’t he FABULOUS, folks? So fabulous. You know I like having judges who owe me, OK?
“I using high fashion design for redecorate White House so classy. Add puff of gold here, make quaint room for pouting there!”