Now Neiman Marcus is kicking my sexy girl to the curb! I told Bibi the Jews can forget about America’s support!

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Today, 50 days into my administration, a worshipful national pride stirs in the nine-in-five Americans who voted against Crooked Hillary…

THE PRESIDENT: Who needs healthcare, education, the arts, or diplomacy, when we can stuff all that money down the gullets of corporate military contractors, like when L'il Donnie makes homemade foie gras with the Mar-a-Lago geese? (That stuff is so classy and...

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Executive Order #34567: Everybody in America has to wear IVANKA TRUMP® panties OR ELSE!

THE PRESIDENT: I never really cared about abortion – beyond demanding receipts before cutting the reimbursement checks…

“I looking even more pretty when sit next ugly ‘Goatse Tree’ planted by frumpy lesbian Eleanor Roosevelt, no?”

“Obamacare” meant Obama himself was using his bare hand to give little
white girls pelvic exams…