Eric Trump Presents: Trump Winery®. Who knew that plain old Smuckers® jelly grapes could be stomped on by underpaid Mexicans and sold for $50/bottle? Prodigal son Eric did! All Trump® wines** are renowned among really classy people who totally like to party in a super-sophisticated way.
“Wine is a Trump family tradition. When I was, like, nine, Daddy taught me the fundamentals of fermentation: ‘White goes with Blondes. Red goes with Brunettes. And sparkling will get you any kind of pussy you want – even anal!’”
– Eric Trump, CEO
Classy Trump Beverage of the Month:
“The Tasteful Trump Twirl”
- 6 ounces of Trump 2015 Viognier
- 2 ounces of Goldschlager Gold Leaf Schnapps
- 1 can of Diet Creme Soda
- Dust Rim with Ground Adderall
Serve in a gold goblet. Pairs perfectly with KFC Original Recipe.
**A proud product of Virginia (the AOL of wine regions!)