Trump® Meals on Wheels™

Introducing all-new, super-classy…

TRUMP® MEALS ON WHEELS™

“Only I can help shut-in grandma enjoy a fabulous, vitamin-packed meal, folks. And I’ll do it without having to raise my own taxes!” – Donald J. Trump

My food plan is just like my healthcare plan: It promises ACCESS to everyone! All the poor have to do is follow these simple, easy-access steps, available to everyone.

JOINING IS EASY. SIGN UP TODAY:
1. Download Official Federal App (iPhone 8 Only)
2. Enter American Express Number (Black Card Only)
3. Order direct from local TRUMP® Steakhouse
5. Nutritious meal delivered in +/- 12 hrs. ($75 Minimum)

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Trump® Meals on Wheels™