Have you always dreamed of a career in the civil service? Well, you can kindly fuck off, loser. This White House is only hiring people who show a proud inability to do any of the detail-obsessed, pencil-pushing bureaucratic bullshit that used to taint the Executive Branch with almost homosexual-levels of perfectionist wonkery and so-called “competence.” At Trump® White House, it’s not enough just to not do your job – you also have to believe NOBODY should ever do it.
Most of you know President Apprentice Donald J. Trump as a cartoon character on television, famous for firing an endless parade of even stupider nobodies and D-List celebrities. Luckily for America, Mr. Trump has brought this one skill to the White House, where he plans to fire BUILDINGS full of people. To mark the centennial of the Great Purge of 1917 in Mother Russia, Mr. Trump has started the Great Purge of 2017. Only this time, fat, angry plutocrats are replacing the sad, hungry workers.
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