THE FIRST LADY-DAUGHTER: Hello America, Ivanka® Trump here. Some of you might wonder why my daddy wants me reviewing top-secret intelligence and joining heads-of-state meetings that even Mike Pence isn’t allowed to attend. Well I’ll tell you: it’s because I’m so WISE. And that’s why I’m bringing my IvankaTrump.com “Wise Words” campaign (#ITWISEWORDS) here to the White House – for purely humanitarian and non-promotional reasons. Enjoy!
So wise, right? You now owe me $1.99 for having just read my copyrighted words.
OK, freeloader, you now owe me $11.94. CASH ONLY.
And remember, the social media hashtag #ITWISEWORDS is TM and © 2017 ALL-MINE! So don’t you DARE think about polluting it with ANYTHING ELSE!!