White House Counsels Kellyanne Conway on Hawking Ivanka Trump® Shoes on TV

For Immediate Release | February 9, 2017

The White House strongly admonished Kellyanne Conway today for telling FoxNews viewers to “Go buy Ivanka’s stuff!” White House policy strictly forbids pushing any Trump® merchandise currently on sale. “White House employees know they are to pimp only the full-price Trump merchandise,” Chief of Staff Reince Priebus reiterated in a statement to the press. “I don’t know why Kellyanne wouldn’t do this automatically, as she is working on commission.”

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