My transition is going so smooth, SO FREAKING SMOOTH, folks. Like, smoother than Ivanka’s thighs, OK? #MAGA – @WHITEHOUSE_ORG
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THE TRANSITION: First 100 Days
CROOKED HILLARY: First 100 Days
THE PRESIDENT: You know, I’ve been laughing my ass off all morning, thinking that right now, somewhere in Chappaqua, Crooked Hillary is looking up from Huma’s "wherever," still crawling out from getting #SCHLONGED by a landslide so bigly that it would make God in...
Making WHITEHOUSE.ORG Great Again!
Here we go, folks -- I'm gonna make the WHITEHOUSE.ORG GREAT again -- AGAIN! - @WHITEHOUSE_ORG ###
THE TRANSITION: First 100 Days
My transition is going so smooth, SO FREAKING SMOOTH, folks. Like, smoother than Ivanka's thighs, OK? #MAGA - @WHITEHOUSE_ORG ###
NATIONAL SECURITY: First 100 Days
THE PRESIDENT: On National Security, I have told the generals we will use the expertise of the bouncers at Trump Hotel Moscow to protect all of America's wonderful, important and excellent places. We will #StopBadStuff!! - @WHITEHOUSE_ORG ###...
IMMIGRATION: First 100 Days
I’m going to get RID of immigration, and replace it with immi-GREAT-ion, folks!
DEREGULATION: First 100 Days
THE PRESIDENT: For every new regulation, TWO will be eliminated. Which ones? Pick out of a hat, I don't know. Details are for Jewish accountants! #MAGA - @WHITEHOUSE_ORG ###
CHINA POLICY: First 100 Days
Failing @NYTimes does FAKE NEWS saying I’m blowing it with STUPID CHINA.
ENERGY: First 100 Days
On Energy, I will stop supporting sissy stuff like wind and solar and rainbows. Go nukes!
TRADE: First 100 Days
On the "Trans Pacific" Partnership - I will do what I do with all TP: FLUSH IT. #MAGA - @WHITEHOUSE_ORG ###