THE PRESIDENT: GREAT NEWS about the BIGLY $ettlement for Melania! So let that be a lesson to any lousy website that can’t afford to pay the KGB to bury any proof that my hotwife allegedly worked the breadlines of Slovenia as a hooker! Believe me folks, nobody knows more about Atlantic City streetwalkers than ME! Not that I have to pay for anything I ever grab, OK? But Melania said the settlement was HUGE! Almost as HUGE as the check she gets from me in totally-non-hookerish-payment whenever I beg her to unbolt and unchain her bedroom door! So great! – @FantasticPOTUS

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