OK – 1, 2, 50 state solution? I don’t care. According to Bannon, Jesus is going to destroy that whole ugly dustbowl anyhow. Luckily there’s always room at MY Inn: Trump® #MiddleEast Resorts! – @FantasticPOTUS
Be SCARED, because at any moment you could be murdered at Carl’s Junior by a one-legged Syrian war orphan!
“I using high fashion design for redecorate White House so classy. Add puff of gold here, make quaint room for pouting there!”
Best, most HUGE Inauguration in History! We couldn’t keep the broads away! Even more showed up the second day!
I do hereby pledge total loyalty to Donald J. Trump, exalted Savior of the dysfunctional Frankenstein non-coalition formerly known as “The Republican Party.”
POTUS: Nosy crybabies want me to #ReleaseTheReturns? I’ve authorized my IRS to do it! Now #STFU and bend over for some tax cuts 4 the rich!