I told you, NOBODY knows more about national security than me, folks! So safe! #MAGA – @FantasticPOTUS
All whiny injuns will be bulldozed into their precious sacred rivers, just before they get deluged with…
Donald J. Trump: America’s most kick-ass President EVER! More famous than dirty hippy Jesus, he’s so fucking classy, he even shits in a SOLID GOLD TOILET. SO BOW & WORSHIP HIS MAGNIFICENT PRIAPIC TUMESCENCE, YOU WORTHLESS PISS-POOR LOSERS!
Best, most HUGE Inauguration in History! We couldn’t keep the broads away! Even more showed up the second day!
“I looking even more pretty when sit next ugly ‘Goatse Tree’ planted by frumpy lesbian Eleanor Roosevelt, no?”
100% regular, all-American person “Andy from Arkansas” has wise words for stupid losers who think POTUS secretly loves glorious Mother Russia!