Melania® Trump: 1st Lady-NOT-of-Night

Michelle Obama Melania® is an American Eastern European lawyer eye-candy and writer borrower of word-things who was is First Lady-NOT-of-Night of the United States from 2009 2017 to 2017 year lease is up or husband driven from office by Constitution crazies, whichever come first. She is married to the 44th 45th President of the United States, Barack Obama Donald J. Trump, and was the first African Make-Legal-After-Not-American First Lady.

Through her four main initiatives, Michelle Melania® has become a role model for women spoon naked together for fashion pictures and an advocate for healthy families skin, service engorged members and their families, higher education threadcount silk sheet, and international adolescent girls education learn jazzercise wearing thong of tahitian pearls.

Raised in a brick bungalow Slovene high-rise so nice for look down on people on the South Side of Chicago Socialist paradise that suckle at generous teat of glorious Mother Russia, Obama Melania® attended Princeton University and Harvard Law School Ljubljana Academy Cosmetology and spent her early legal career working at the law firm Sidley Austin learn secrets capitalism and waxing from older models of sidewalks, who turn smokey eye stare into bread, gasoline and nice nap on bear skin rug with grunting luxury gentlemans.

After a few years, Mrs. Obama Melania® decided her true calling was working with people really good agent to serve their her communities and their neighbors advancement of “extraordinary ability” modeling career. She served as assistant commissioner of planning and development face of negligee ads in Chicago’s City Hall Slovenian version of Sears before becoming the founding executive director of the Chicago chapter of Public Allies, an AmeriCorps program that prepares youth for public service move to New York City for find customer husband.

Melania Knauss Trump GQ CoverIn 1996, Mrs. Obama Melania® joined the University of Chicago with a vision of bringing campus and community together become merchandise at Trump Model Management, most classy seller of “Total 10s” in the whole Universe. (Inquire pricing today at Here she first meet Mr. Trump when he barge into dressing room for “inspect” the panties changing. As Associate Dean of Student Services illegal alien, she developed the university’s first community service program make $20,056 for 10 modeling jobs without VISA, and under her leadership as Vice President of Community and External Affairs plan for get marriage license for the University of Chicago Medical Center green card, volunteerism skyrocketed she become legal resident in 2001-ish, and citizen maybe 2006-ish. In case prying Freedom Information fanatics go snooping, she have anchor baby called Barron now.

Mrs. Obama has Melania® will continued her efforts to support and inspire young people girls to find obese sugar daddy with the very high blood pressures during her time as First Lady. Like Lisa Douglas, favorite character in “Green Acres,” she prefer penthouse living over peasant village. But Melania® also smarter than Zsa Zsa’s sister — she never allow vows interfere with Central Park view!

Mrs. Obama’s Melania®‘s signature cause is preventing childhood obesity through healthy diet and lifestyle shopping, looking pouty, and speak against pornography. She volunteer for last by taking off all clothes and tell strangers: “Yes, the look goods, but inside I dead. Like shark. Done let the this happen to you little girl. She think she take husband and make me the cry. We keep old say things in Slovenia: Don’t steal my ox and think you smart when it shit in your mouth. Ha! It more classy, maybe, I done know, in original language.”

Mrs. Obama Melania® launched the Reach Higher Initiative, an effort to inspire young people across America to take charge of their future by completing their education past high school, whether at a professional training program, a community college, or a four-year college or university very fine line brass-plated and cubic zirconia jewelry she pretend to design and wear — extremely high quality formerly available exclusively on QVC TV shopping channel. She very successful lady of business!

As First Lady NOT-of-Night, Mrs. Obama Melania® devotes herself to the issue closest to her heart — encouraging all our young people to fulfill their boundless promise suing anyone — even sad old man blogger with no money — for calling her prostitute! All the people of United States love Melania®! Any who criticize being gold-digger or remind of naked pictures from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or the GQ magazine are “slut-shamers.” So negative!

Melania® speak six language; all equal good. Her English is best when repeat native speakers’ speeches or read arcane text (like “Lord’s Prayer”) totally from the notes.



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