THE PRESIDENT: On immigration, we’re gonna get rid of immigration; we’re gonna have immiGREATion. It will be so great. I don’t know how yet, but believe me. There may be no fresh produce in your grocery store, but that’s a small price to pay for never having to press 1 for English.

Also, I will not rest until we bring to justice any illegal immigrant who lesbian nude models without a VISA. So to my beautiful current wife Melania®, I have two words: #PresidentialPardonBaby!

#PolicyByTweet: #ImmiGREATion means banning all Muslamics. And anyone else who didn’t vote for #TrumpTrain. NOTE 2 Self: Check how blacks got in country!!! – @WHITEHOUSE_ORG