Second Lady Lynne Cheney Vehemently Denies Repulsive Charges That She Writes Hot & Heavy Lesbo Smut

Second Lady Lynne Cheney appeared today on CNN's Situation Room, where she deftly refuted preposterous allegations from Democrats that her warm, uplifting 1981 novel Sisters contains themes of turf-chomping lesbianism, semen-drenched brothels and rough, boozy rape. Following her hostile interrogation by the flaming liberal Wolf Blitzer, Mrs. Cheney commented: "

"It's just absurd, thinking that I would ever write or even think about the fragrant, hirsute folds of
sweet, honey-flavored vulvas! And if you don't believe me, then go out and get your own copy of Sisters, which shouldn't be hard – or at least it wouldn't have been if I hadn't put the smackdown on plans to reissue it." Continue Reading »