Every day, tens of thousands of people from all around the globe come to kneel at the political altar of WHITEHOUSE.ORG and GeorgeWBush.org. A small, unedited sampling of their voluminous feedback follows:

DATE = 01/13/2005
SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = [NONE]
MESSAGE = you all are pathetic. get jobs (and no, managing this website does not count).

DATE = 01/13/2005
SUBJECT = Brain washing
NAME = David Robinson
MESSAGE = Stop brainwashing people you liberals!People actulley belive you!So shut the fuck up and stop making people belive this crap about the republican party!

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DATE = 01/12/2005
SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = ANDREA NAPOLITANO
MESSAGE = I AM IN SHOCK. DO YOU KNOW THEIR IS A CHECK MARK BOX NEXT TO THIS STATEMENT "i certify that i"m no scumbag homo. PLEASE REMOVE THIS. i am sending this e-mail because i believe the price of the innaugeration is way too much. WITH ALL THAT IS GOING ON WE COULD USE THIS MONEY TO HELP ALOT OF PEOPLE. WHY IS IT NECESSARY? THE PRESIDENT HAD ONE ALREADY

DATE = 01/12/2005
SUBJECT = Money
NAME = Nickolas O Johnson
MESSAGE = I am a retired newsman of 40 years experience in community journalism. I will promote your education program for a fraction of the amount ($200,000 plus) you paid that other guy. Please notify me how to qualify for the money.

DATE = 01/12/2005
SUBJECT = whinning likebabys
NAME = G.A.Snow III
MESSAGE = In election 2004 the republican party voted and won for G.W.Bush nows that tells me etheir we as rep. tryed harder or the other party didn't care enough to go that extra 5,000 miles it would have taken to win so please quit crying about somthing that is over and done with!!! And as for Mike Moores fenit 9/11 get all side and veiws not just what you think it should be!!!! How about you taking your fat A@# down and singing up your kids for the svc. I know nothing about you and dont want to know anything about someone who can't see past his own self!! / I will never watch one of your movies again

DATE = 01/11/2005
SUBJECT = You are an asshole...
NAME = Preston D. Durie
MESSAGE = Keep your fucking hands off my retirement you fuck. Jesus fucking Christ, how much do you plan on stealing? The whole fuckin' nine yards? Fuck you Bush!!!!

DATE = 01/11/2005
SUBJECT = Read this
NAME = Todd Eric Jenkins Sr.
MESSAGE = Dear Sir
Its me again, I seen the news and new guy for home security and people that deals drugs can ride the greyhound and trailways bus with illegal drugs and guns, without being check before loading on the bus and ride all over this country. Also I am still not working or receiving a truck loan approval or finances for my own home. As I written before. Todd Jenkins Sr.

DATE = 01/22/2005
SUBJECT = Love my President
NAME = Nicholas J. Sturghill
MESSAGE = I'm a 48 year old American who has just returned from Amsterdam, Netherlands. On friday morning January 7th I was at the Amsterdam Airport seated near three other passagers who were talking about The American President. One of the men asked the other man what do you think about President Bush? the other man stated, I think the Americans are not to be massed with while such a man is leading them. the first man then said. I don't know, you know he's from Texas, and all Texas has is cowboys. the third man looked at me and asked. What about you? what do you think about George Bush? Seeing that this man and his friends were not Americans and every one around me were from Nations other than the U S I noticed that they all were looking at me to see how I would react. I then noticed two other men looking at me with pure dislike for America in their eyes. I knew that if I said the wrong thing it could set them against me, after all I was greatly out numbered. So I put my bags down so that my hands were free in case I needed to defend myself. Then I said. What do I think about George Bush? There were once three men whom I respected above all other men. But before I could complete my statement one man cut me off and asked. Where are these men now? George Bush send them off to war and they died. Trying not to let my anger show I walked right up to him and said. Two of them are in America, one in Houston, Texas George Bush Sr. The second one is in Washington DC George Bush Jr. my President. And the third man is burried in West Memphis, AR. My father who once told me that I was to always stand by, beside, behind and in front of my President. Giving him the same protection he gives Americans everyday of his life. I then said to the man. I'm an American, and George Bush is the epitomy of what an American should be. I then turn to walk away when one of the other men called to me. Where are you from in America, Washington DC. I just smiled and said. No I'm from Houston, Texas, and when you take a cheap at a man from Texas in front of another man from Texas, Its time to cowboy up. They all looked me and asked what is cowboy up. I looked at them and said. if you ever have a chance just ask President George Bush Jr. or George Bush Sr. I then walked over and stood by the window with everyone now smiling at me.

DATE = 01/11/2005
SUBJECT = Surf Control
NAME = JL
MESSAGE = FYI: Surf Control now has your site in the "Violence" category:

http://mtas.surfcontrol.com/mtas/MTASNovell.asp

DATE = 01/10/2005
SUBJECT = SSN-
NAME = andy cummings
MESSAGE = the amount of babys that are being killed every day. by aboration is doing away with our work force that will be funding the taxes and ssn. twenty years from now the type of return we will be recveing will be one third of what it is now please help stop killing our future. thank you

DATE = 01/08/2005
SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = John
MESSAGE = As parody, this is: Not funny. Not honest or truth-baring. Not poignant. Not even close to hitting the mark.

Conclusion: A sad joke.

DATE = 01/08/2005
SUBJECT = Your Site
NAME = Maryam Kim Martin
MESSAGE = Ill start with how pathetic i think it is to even post pictures of naked people even in cartoon form. And now id like to FORMALLY COMPLAIN. With much as this world is war torn, do u really think its acceptable to ahve a second laugh at the people who are being abused in the jail of Abu Ghariab? Your so called funny artical about how to sodomise a man isnt funny.How would u all like it if someone took ur lil bro or sister and stuck something up their asses ? I bet ya'll be the first to go beat them down. I guess in Christian Coalition of America such abuse is allowed as ur bibles preach. I suggest u all please go ahead and read a copy of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights of 2004 (50th yr of United nations,)as its states clearly. abuse to any man of any religion is not allowed. Clean up ur site or face more hate mail and futher action against you. Go repent for ur sins of laughing on abused and sexually abused people.
God punsihes the sinfull.

DATE = 01/08/2005
SUBJECT = free speech
NAME = who cares.
MESSAGE = what happened to free speech, sounds like you just exercised it pretty well with this pile of shit you call a web page. Did you not notice that you were able tp post this extremely rude, divisive clap trap and not have any repercussions? You just exercised your free speech, now I suggest you exercise another american right, the right to move. May I suggest France, their socialistic clap trap should satisfy you. Good bye, Good riddance and Good luck in france.

DATE = 01/08/2005
SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = Elaine
MESSAGE = This web-site is stupid. I assume you are a democrate.

DATE = 01/07/2005
SUBJECT = why does it cost s much?
NAME = Jennifer Siewerth
MESSAGE = why does it cost so much to tour the white house? does it go toward the presidents income? just want to know?

DATE = 01/07/2005
SUBJECT = This website
NAME = Alana
MESSAGE = You guys are totally inappropriate and incredibly rude. Whoever designed this website obviously has no life and WAY too much time on his hands. Here's an idea: with all that time and money you spend trashing our president you could be helping our community. Since you are also obviously incredibly stupid, this means volunteering your wasted time at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter. It is a great inconvience to those of us who come online to work and get your crappy website instead of something that will actually help us. If you don't like the president, don't trash him; do something about it. How stupid can you get? And the picture of Bush portrayed as Jesus: EXTREMELY TACKY!!! You obviously have no morals. Good luck with that finding something worthwhile project!

DATE = 01/07/2005
SUBJECT = Fuck Off
NAME = Raul Sancezes
MESSAGE = I have a feeling that you and your entire operation will go to the place you call hell, understanding is Jesus #1 rule, and u faggots don't even grasp that simple fucking consept. You think you are doing God's work we shall see who ends up at the Pearly Gates fucker.

DATE = 01/06/2005
SUBJECT = Filth
NAME = Jason Hendren
MESSAGE = I am a Christian and a Republican and I would have to say that you all must be the most screwed up people in the country. We voted we won, so quit your pouting already.

DATE = 01/06/2005
SUBJECT = NUTS
NAME = NOFYB
MESSAGE = You people are flippin nuts. Your as zany as the recount nuts from the liberal dnc. get a life.

DATE = 01/06/2005
SUBJECT = ridiculious
NAME = Kell
MESSAGE = this is so stupid. teens will do what they want no matter what you say. don't you remember what it was like to be young? the only thing that's criminal is your cause.

DATE = 01/05/2005
SUBJECT = you
NAME = noneyabusiness
MESSAGE = Satire is defined as a literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit. It also is defined as irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity. Saturday Night Live, loved and adored by millions has stood the test of time, with the talents of many great comedians.......however, they never sank this low to berate a U.S. President, no matter what their policital affliation was.

No matter who you are, no matter how much money and or fame you obtain.....two things are for certain. First, you will die one day and this idiotic site will be your legacy and second, you will be judged. Hope you like the tropics!

DATE = 01/04/2005
SUBJECT = unbelievable
NAME = joseph crowley
MESSAGE = what a collasal waste of time. you stuck up new yorkers should be ashamed of yourselves

DATE = 01/04/2005
SUBJECT = WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SITE
NAME = Ryan
MESSAGE = ok there must be some kind of mistake with some hackers or something. In order to post a message you need to check a box that states that you are not a 'scum bag homo'. This entire site is ridiculous. I didn't believe my eyes when i read about the ban on masturbation. It enforces a very predjudice angle on issues. America consists of all different people with different religion, politics and morals. George Bush is nothing more than a facist, ignorant retard. I can't believe the Bush administration uses the Bible as propaganda it is outragous. I am truly disgusted.

DATE = 01/04/2005
SUBJECT = Crap
NAME = Thomas Stewart
MESSAGE = This is what this web site contains, liberal tree hugging crap.....

DATE = 01/04/2005
SUBJECT = Regarding your website
NAME = Bran Mahoney
MESSAGE = Your "parody" is thinly veiled complaints about the fact that the majority of Americans disagree with you, the websites creators, on just about every issue. I am so gratified though, let me tell you, that the Democrats are so damned stupid, as that party could be very dangerous to us Republicans if handled correctly. The majority of Americans do not have a firm grasp on the details of economics, so if Democrats were running basically on a platform of "free money for everyone", they would almost certainly win. But instead, the Democrats have been motivated and backed by cultural aims. Democrats have been basing their cultural stances of the most liberal people from NYC and Hollywood, ideas like "Any woman who stays home to raise her children is an uneducated stooge", "Abortion is a virtous empowerment of a woman who doesnt want to be inconveniently shackled to children","Homosexuality is wonderful and virtous, and possibly better then hetrosexuality for society and individuals","All concepts of right and wrong are relative, and there is no true good and evil, making it unreasonable for us to criticize what we see as wrong (Hence: Nonjudgementalism)","Though it is wrong to judge cultures, we can definitively say that ours is inferior to others in many many ways, and as such must be reformed according to our beliefs, with a destruction of the evil old traditions and institutions","Religious freedom of exercise and universal admiration should be practiced for all religions, except Christianity, which is evil and should be marginalized" ,"Individual guilt is wrong, and we must blame things which some might perceive as wrong on psychological problems from their childhoods, corporations which produced products they chose to use, and the overall pressures of our evil, evil society", and and so forth. With such views at the forefront, views which are so obviously repellant to a vast majority of Americans, there is no way the Democrats can ever control the majority again, thank god. Keep your complaining up, if it makes you feel better. But, in the verbiage of that religion of the liberals, "admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery".

DATE = 01/04/2005
SUBJECT = This website
NAME = Peter A. Fitzgerald
MESSAGE = A lot of hate, bitterness and sanctimony tenuously labeled "parody." I've seen people waste their time before, but this is egregious.

DATE = 01/03/2005
SUBJECT = YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE
NAME = JACQUELYN TAYLOR
MESSAGE = WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO FREEDOM OF SPEACH WE DO NOT LIVE IN THE USSR. MR .BUSH YOU ARE UNAMERICAN AND I'M SO ASHAMED THAT YOU WERE ABLE FUCK US FOR ANOTHER FOUR YEARS.

DATE = 1/1/2005
SUBJECT = imagration
NAME = marlene bachman
MESSAGE = hi i am writing this letter to you for the simple fact that my daughter-in-law was recently involved in a accident with a hispanic and she now is in the hospital and he is out there running the streets without a drivers license and no insurance and it is not fare that they get away with everything and we the american people have to suffer for them.if they want to have citizenship in the usa well then they should be forced to go to the military for at least four years to prove thier citizenship for this country and to prove they are willing to speak our language as we would have to speak thiers and i refuse to speak thier language.they should also have to pay taxes as well as we do and have to do the same as we the people of the usa have to obey by.they have various names and addresses and they get away with it and we have to have a ss card and they don't.they can give fake birthdays and fake addresses and fake phone numbers and it is not right.! what ever happened to equal rights.we the american people don't have any rights at all and they have all the rights they want.the reason being is because the people of the usa are affraid of them and will not stand up for the americans .come onpeople and politicans get a back bone and stand up for what this country means to all of you including the white house and the senate and the congress and all that applies to goverment.i will keep on writing letters and getting petitions signed for the usa to get rid of the hispanic population and send them back to mexico where they belong thank you sincerley marlene

DATE = 1/1/2005
SUBJECT = Bizarre
NAME = Moose
MESSAGE = Dude, I stumbled on your web-site by accident. You have a problem and need to seek help. Bush is the man for another 4 years and all the shit you right will only help him, just ask Michael Moore.

DATE = 12/31/2004
SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = Dean Blevins
MESSAGE = What is with all this surcumbing to pressure to open the purse of the people of the U.S.for the disaster in Asias. Do not continue to spend our money like a drunken sailor. DO you think you were re-elected to appease the liberal worldview thinkers?

DATE = 12/29/2004
SUBJECT = A very sick site!
NAME = Zalman Puchkoff
MESSAGE = To put in a field that the responder is or is not a scumbag homo indicates that that the webmaster is indeed a very sick individual that needs psychiatric help. No kidding, and that the information provided in this website comes from a very perveted mind. To say that all feed back must be positve indicates that the receiver of this message is both a bigot and prejudiced. I cannot believe we have a man in the whitehouse who would authorize such a website as this! Excuse me, I just vomited!

DATE = 12/29/2004
SUBJECT = Site
NAME = Tom
MESSAGE = You people are worthless pieces of shit. God hates you.

DATE = 12/27/2004
SUBJECT = whitehouse.com
NAME = Kevin
MESSAGE = does this site have any thing to do with whitehouse.com if so ur all sickoes

DATE = 12/26/2004
SUBJECT = Youve finally stepped over the line
NAME = Steve Young
MESSAGE = Your recently added alleged resignation letter from 911 hero Bernard Kerik, was extremely distasteful. Your attempted depiction of Mr. Kerik makes it sound like he’s some kind of thug. What you and your staff need is a good moral and spiritual attitude adjustment. What I propose is a Semester at Nauvoo at the Joseph Smith Academy. The curriculum for the suggested program can be found at http://ce.byu.edu/div/nauvoo/curriculum.cfm

In addition to the required courses (8 credit hours), I might also suggest taking the elective course Rel C 391R (2 credit hours). This additional course of instruction will give you the much needed skills to continue on with your life, since you will no longer feel the need to continue with this derogatory web project.

DATE = 12/26/2004
SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = R. Dean Lonergan (Jr.)
MESSAGE = Was looking for a means to tell G.W.Bush that I have, aas a conspiracy theorist, changed my mind about our presence in Iraq (I now totally agree with it), but this seems to be a bogus site

DATE = 12/24/2004
SUBJECT = Religion in Politics
NAME = David Hennessy
MESSAGE = Dear First Lady,

In a Texans view, if you don't like religion in government, then close your dang ears. This country was fought for by christians. ALL others can hit the road. But I know a class woman like yourself shouldn't get steamed over comments from idiots. Merry Christmas to all the Bush family and GOD bless the U.S.A., Thanks from the great job your hubby is doing for our country...and you included. Take care and stay away from Texas for a couple of days, it's COLD.

DATE = 12/23/2004
SUBJECT = Jeff Cooler
NAME = Holiday Message
MESSAGE = To Whom it may concern:

After being sent a link to this site I must say that as a God fearing American citizen I am highly dismayed at what is happening here. How in the world could anyone who runs this site call themselves Christians of ANY type. If anyone here actually read the Bible in part or whole you should know that the number one command of Christ is to "love thy neighbor as thyself".

What is really appauling is the fact that not only is the love missing, it is replaced with hatred and scorn for those people who are not fitted into the mold of what you have decided is the God fearing Christian American. At this time of year when we celebrate the birth of Christ it is my prayer that not only will you ALL be convicted by the Holy Spirit for your transgressions (and NONE of us are free of transgression, regardless of what you may like to think). If Christ were to come back today, I hate to be the one to point out to you that He would not be in YOUR midst, but yet in the midst of the perverted, downtrodden, "Scum" of society (as you have so poetically put it). The great commision of Christ was to spread Love, to go out to the world and share the good news, not ram it down people's throats and condem them with it.

I must thank you for showing me once again that decent, God fearing and law abiding citizens are needed to undo the hatred that is propagated by groups who decide that their way is the only way and if you don't agree you will burn in hell. I will close with a reminder from the Bible itself : "God so LOVED the world that He gave His ONLY begotten Son that WHOSOEVER (ANYONE, not just a few) believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

It will be a rude awakening in Heaven when the hatemongers realize they were wrong.

DATE = 12/23/2004
SUBJECT = You poor baby
NAME = Wildebeast
MESSAGE = Didn't get your little democrat elected, so you fall into this type of attack site? What a little weenie. I bet when you got punched in the face you cried to mama instead of fighting back, didn't you?

DATE = 12/22/2004
SUBJECT = eat shit
NAME = bill
MESSAGE = What a disrespectful load of crap you write. Selfish scumbags defiling the dead heros. Hope this site and it's webmasters burn in hell along with michael moore.

DATE = 12/21/2004
SUBJECT = Losers
NAME = Tom Dalzell
MESSAGE = To say that you merit the honor of licking the crap off the shoes of George Bush, Dick Cheney or Lynne Cheney would elevate you to level of existence you do not and will never merit.

DATE = 12/20/2004
SUBJECT = plenty
NAME = John Pidliskey
MESSAGE = Sick that this web site DOES NOT EVEN RECOGNIZE A DEMOCRAT. I DO NOT CONSIDER MYSELF AS "OTHER/COMMUNIST". Also, Whatt's up with the check mark for: "I certify that I'm no scumbag or homo" NOT A LIGITIMATE SITE with coments like that. NO, I am am MARRIED with two boys!

DATE = 12/20/2004
SUBJECT = awesome site
NAME = Al
MESSAGE = haha this website reminds me of a stupid liberal who can't do anything but complain. Wow! You liberals are the biggest morons in the world. Glad your poor in common sense, love Al Gore

DATE = 12/19/2004
SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = gene mcdaniel
MESSAGE = fuck off you treasonous asshole.

DATE = 12/18/2004
SUBJECT = why?
NAME = [NONE]
MESSAGE = I don't agree with this website. it says that "ALL feedback must be 100% positive." that right there has ruled out the right of freedom of speech. i'm reserving that right. if things like this keep happening, Bush will be more than a president, but i sure don't mean hero, he will become our DICTATOR!

DATE = 12/18/2004
SUBJECT = you're website
NAME = Larry Knod
MESSAGE = i have reported you to the federal building of Investigation.

DATE = 12/17/2004
SUBJECT = Struggling
NAME = Jack Clayton
MESSAGE = I'm struggling with this, my dad and grandfather were both strong Republicans, I even have a picture of my Grandfather with Ronald Regan, but I don't think there is anything wrong with telling my kids it's OK to masturbate, it's healthy, we all do it.

DATE = 12/17/2004
SUBJECT = Pardons
NAME = Herb Lacey
MESSAGE = Mr. President: Please consider pardoning Mr. G. Gordon Liddy.

In view of the scumbags Mr. Clinton pardoned, Mr. Liddy is a stellar candidate for you to consider. He is a valuable asset to the U.S.

Of course, it would be a great Christmas present for him.

Regards,
Herb Lacey

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