Every day, tens of thousands of people from all around the globe come to kneel at the political altar of WHITEHOUSE.ORG. A small, unedited sampling of their voluminous feedback follows:

SUBJECT = your site...
NAME = Brett Cervantes
MESSAGE = how about you fags go hug a tree and blow your head off, now eat shit and die.

SUBJECT = Taiwan is larger then USA
NAME = Taiwan is larger then USA
MESSAGE = USA is a shit county.
whitehuse is a shit building.
Taiwan is larger then USA.

SUBJECT = None of your business
NAME = You and your Mother's
MESSAGE = You Mothers and Dads did a rotten job of raising you. You give trashy people a whole new meaning. When you meet God, he will ask you about this web page. HE will turn you away, because if your were a child of God this web site would not be on the net. I am so sorry that I accidently found it. I hope you soon will be removed from the net.

SUBJECT = You suck
NAME = [NONE]
MESSAGE = Poeple like you are the reason why we will never be at peace in this world. I will look forward to spilling your guts on the battlefield.

SUBJECT = You bunch of fucking Nazis
NAME = Michael
MESSAGE = I hope you rot in hell - nice to see that your redneck, war loving country is going down, because you are all growing so fucking obese that you can not move anywhere in 20 years - all of us in europe are laughing our asses off about the chief cowboy, George W(himp) Bush

SUBJECT = Bush View
NAME = Richard Stokes
MESSAGE = 1st, what is this scumbag Homo crap?! The man once viewed the country as a whole, now he is more concerned about making his profits!!! Yes, I am gay, and he once supported everyone as equal, now he is a schmuck!!!! Go Democrats!!! I have been raised as a republican...never again! Bush has shown a bad side to the republican party!!!

SUBJECT = YO
NAME = Pat
MESSAGE = Free tommy chong u scum bag homo. all he did was sell a bong or 2. F*** U! MARIJUANA IS SAFE!! SO MUCH SAFER THAN ALCOHOL! IVE BEEN SMOKIN DAILY FOR YEARS AND IM NOT A PHSYCHOTIC CRaCKHEAD! ALL YALL REPUBS SUCK!!!! George busgh sucks!!

SUBJECT = Web site
NAME = Connie Netherly
MESSAGE = I would like to say I found this site quite by accident, looking for the Whitehouse site. I am sure that is your intentions. I am totally offended by this site. I totally back President Bush. I think this site is in very poor taste. If I could I would remove it from the internet.

SUBJECT = OOPS!
NAME = Ben Schumacher
MESSAGE = I noted on the home page of this website the presidents paraphrase of JFK (Landing a man on the sun...). I sincerely hope that the word "sun" was just a typo considering it is impossible to land on the sun. Don't worry, I understand that this was an honest mistake and we all make them (I voted for myself as President in 1996).

As for Iowa last night, we can all thank our Lord Jesus for defeating that liar Richard Gephardt. Now to repulse the remaining liars - er democrats.

SUBJECT = i hope that this page and all it's contents are a bad joke
NAME = paula amador
MESSAGE = because if it is not and there is any way to get YOU banned from the net, I WILL find it and have you banned...i expect an apollogy back in my email inbox as soon as possible.

paula amador

SUBJECT = Press Release
NAME = David Rinkes
MESSAGE = On the Statement by the President dated Jan.12 2004 Presdient Commands Former Sec. Paul "Bitt, Fruitcake" O'Neill to return all mega secret Documents Protectiing america from total Destruction. Is ther a reason The Commander In Cheif has to use language like this in a statement. I mean "pretty much hated your guts" then hte statement of "I hear that when fleeing the Treasury in a Sniffy Huff after I shitcanned you" then "Well your wrong because fight terror is all my administration Does O'Neill I wipe my ass with a square of Charmin and that sucker getst CLASSIFIED for national security".

I mean for a man in this office should have better language than this. If this is a true statement which it comes from the white house site Pretty poor language for a person who he is supposed to be.. Looks like a smart allecked kid wrote this.

SUBJECT = Condie Rice
NAME = Ralph Habernackle
MESSAGE = Wow! Look at that great poster: http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/posters/condi_whitey.asp

HAHAHAH BLACK PEOPLE THAT HELP GEORGE BUSH CAN BE TREATED AS RACE-TRAITERS!! HAHAHAHA THANK YOU FOR HAVING A SITE THAT ACKNOWLEDGES THE IDEA OF RACE-TRAITERS!! HAHAHAHA OMG THE ONLY NIGGERS ON THIS PLANET ARE THE REPUBLICAN ONES!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL OMG

SUBJECT = This is ridculous.
NAME = Joe Bignell
MESSAGE = Putting people on this website beat up because you don't like what they are doing is ridiculous. Your economic policies has put 90 people out of work in Illinois and we and many others will not be voting for your reelection campagin. Be for certain that you will not get Illinois.

SUBJECT = Web Site/ Depart.of Faith
NAME = Brooke
MESSAGE = I can't help but wonder if the purpose of this website is to encourage other republicans or to depleate the morals and integrity that I myself and many other republicans strive so very hard to teach our children and this wonderful country. I am esspecialy worried about the "DOF" segment of this site. Is not the great commission that Jesus gave his followers to love the Lord with all our heart soul and mind and love others as ourselves. We should strive to do so. Don't you think??

SUBJECT = this site is retarded
NAME = Goh Fukyurself
MESSAGE = This site,all information, and all parties involved in writing info for this site, are stupid and simply put a disgrace to democracy. in my oppinion all republicans are closed minded dickheads!!!

SUBJECT = I can't believe my eyes, what asshole designed this web site?
NAME = Human with a Heart
MESSAGE = This web site was referred to me by a French friend of mine who lives in France. Who happens to be furious and so am I!! The France bashing article was racist, piggish and the cruelest I have ever read. So I went a little further and read the article on abortion. You frickin assholes, don't have one frickin clue as to what women go through. Most of the time it is for you chauvinistic creatures like you. This site should no way be related to the White House or any human being for that matter. Who ever you are, you aren't human. Humans have feelings and a heart, which you have neither. I am one for a good joke, but this is far from being funny!!!!!

SUBJECT = Mexicans
NAME = Denny P. McCune
MESSAGE = What the hell are you doing your supposed to be looking out for us? The american people should stay American. Tell paco and his sombrero they should stay in Tiajuana with their donkey shows and stolen corollas. We won this land fair and square and never forget it. I'm writing in Pat Buchanan and urge my fellow Americans the same!

SUBJECT = insane website
NAME = Yomamma ben Sodomy
MESSAGE = You are a great big peice of crypto faggets.George will rule til the second coming at which case we'll all laugh at you envirofaggets burning in hell. Screw you and your stupid website. Maybe Ashcroft will take it off the web for descency sake.

SUBJECT = Bush and the Earthquake in Iran!
NAME = Jim Collins
MESSAGE = I am sending the recent Bush speech to people whom I think would like to know who Bush REALLY is.

I am pretty sure now who will be president in 2005 ( IF time should last), but rest assured, there will never be a record in heaven indicating that I voted for Bush in 2004. Thank you God! NO question-America (or the rubble of what is left of it), is in serious trouble with God.

How dare Bush take so lightly the 40,000 plus deaths of those INNOCENT people killed in an earthquake. I am SO glad now that the president of that country REFUSED Bush's vainglorious attempt at showing real concern for those suffering innocents. God help HIM (George Bush, that is), he needs it greatly.

AND, all the rest of us need SPECIAL blessings too. What is coming to America is too awful to comprehend. Read Revelation 8: See especially verses 7,8 and 9. These OBVIOUS symbolism's can be intelligently linked to a horrendous volcanic eruption ( Verse 7.) and an ASTEROID crashing into the mid-Atlantic ( Verses 8 and 9).

Love Jim

May God still find it in His heart to SOMEHOW bless America, the NOT SO BEAUTIFUL-in God's eyes- ANYMORE.

SUBJECT = hehe
NAME = Jesse
MESSAGE = ok you all are a bunch of queers. i understand that you are tree hugging bastards but im thinking that maybe you should show your hate in another way instead of giving false information to the public. EAT MY ASS

SUBJECT = Birthday
NAME = Kelley bobbitt
MESSAGE = I just emailed about having a birthday card to my great grandmother from President Bush for her 100th birthday in March. As soon as I sent it to you I saw the information on the right. Thanks anyway!!

SUBJECT = What a crock!!
NAME = L.J.York
MESSAGE = This website is ridiculous. Are you assholes that put this website up American citizens? You're a sick friggin bunch of assholes.

SUBJECT = Iran Quake
NAME = Samera Doroodchi
MESSAGE = To whom it may concern, I don't appreciate the comments mentioned in President Bush's response towards the whole earthquake in Bam incident. I was once a proud U.S. citizen. But that article makes us look like trash. Besides many Iranians used to support Bush but since he doesn't respect us why should we?

SUBJECT = i'm not laughing
NAME = Samanta Simpson
MESSAGE = At first, I was fooled, but now I know that you are nothing but a liberal Democrat commie pinko. All you democrats believe in are higher taxes, taking God out of schools, gay marraige, and the right to kill a baby through abortion. And what's with your article about the Eagle Eyes spies?! My parents are pinkos like you who voted for Larry Flynt rather than see Arnold get into office, replacing Goober Davis, who drove all the businesses away and trashed our economy. But I would *never* think of turning them in. Thank God that I have the intellegence and good sense to be a Republican.

SUBJECT = arabs
NAME = George
MESSAGE = ARABS ARE A VERY REAL DANGER!!!!!!!!

SUBJECT = My Opinion
NAME = V. Sullins
MESSAGE = You are probably proud of what you post on the Internet, but how ashamed I am of your work. You do not have any pride in your work, if you do how sick you are. May-be some day you will realize just what you saying and how it affects our nation. Shame on you, you are an embarrasement to the United States of America, and you should never put down our Commander and Chief. God is watching you and you will explain to him what you have done.

SUBJECT = [none]
NAME = Doug Rombough
MESSAGE = If you look at a map you will see that Canada is bigger. Canada is on top. If we were in prison the US would be our bitch.

SUBJECT = This site
NAME = Sudiegene Hall
MESSAGE = This is the sickest damn thing I have ever had the misfortune to come across on the web. You all are a bunch of low life SOB's. Why don't you get your a---- on a plane and go to where they are fighting, and with any luck you will get your sorry heads blown off.

SUBJECT = [none]
NAME = godmyjudge
MESSAGE = Isn't it considered libel to makes clearly offensive statements, and then attribute them to a person or persons, who didn't say them. Obviously you haven't any proof that they said such things, so doesn't that put you at risk legally. No response is necessary, I just stumbled on to your site and was appalled. I only hope that most people are smart enough not to buy into your crap.

SUBJECT = [none]
NAME = John
MESSAGE = My friend showed me this site and to be quite honest, it's all a bunch of crap. God wouldn't be mad for sperm to be wasted if it comes out in a man's urine when he doesn't masturbate. Also, if you people are such Alabama reoublicans, and read your Bible everyday like you're supposed to, then you would realize that WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TATTOO OURSELVES. Also, being a Texan, and currently living in Texas, I can tell you that vibrators, dildos, anal plugs, etc. are NOT illegal. I THANK GOD THAT I LIVE IN A DEMOCRATIC AMERICA, BUT YOU JEWS ARE TURNING THIS PLACE INTO A FASCIST AMERICA...GO BACK TO CHINA YOU RICE PICKING COMMUNIST BASTARDS

SUBJECT = Your are funny
NAME = Timothy McNulty
MESSAGE = You think you are cute and funny. You are a piece of dirt scum that is distroying this great nation. Please leave.France is waiting for you. God Bless GW bush

SUBJECT = this site is gay
NAME = GAY@gay.com
MESSAGE = u guys are faggets and needs lives

SUBJECT = Vomit-inducing
NAME = SophieUK
MESSAGE = Firstly, you aren't going to get a valid opinion if we all have to send you valentines cards. And secondly, before today I didn't think it was phissically possible to make such a vomit-inducing website, but congratulations - you've proven me wrong. If I was in America (thank god im 1000's of miles away from you)you'd be trying to "help" me. Well, i think this idea is dreadful.
Absoloutely appaling.
Why are you so against teenagers exploring their OWN BODIES? So you're telling us we have to close our eyes every time we get dressed and undressed? Pubic areas should indeed be kept private from others, i agree with that, but that's private to OTHERS not to yourself. Teenagers have the right to privacy. I can't believe I thought Blair was stupid...

SUBJECT = Tastless Cowardice
NAME = Art Hobba
MESSAGE = I was accidentaly sent to your site to get some previews of our pending trip to the White house next week. What I found was pathetic, sick small-minded drivel written by losers, such as your supposed Bush speech on World HIV Day. Your jealousy of power used for good...and your irrational resentment and anger proves to all sentient, caring good people what a great country we truly have. The fact that you so disrespect our nations leaders must overflow to your hate of parents and other other mostly well meaning role models that take the weight of losers like you on their shoulders...and preserve order, love, loyalty in spite ofour your evil juvenile intent. What a great country we have when we see your rudeness and soundly dishonest and essentially cowardly 'editorials' in the midst of such Godly greatness as we now enjoy in President Bush.

SUBJECT = Strom Thurmond
NAME = Robert McLachlan
MESSAGE = I am appalled at your website? How can you speak with such trashy nasty reporting. It is so vile that I am absolutely shocked. I am a christian man and a patriotic one at that. You need to clean up your reporting so it is respectible. Please, you represent the United States of America. A nation in which I am fiercly proud to be a citizen. Thank you

SUBJECT = this website
NAME = Ami Thomas
MESSAGE = I was apalled when I read some of the things on this website. I am a Republican but I do not believe in slandering the names of the other political parties. This is America, isn't it? Isn't one supposed to have the right to be who they want? I do not agree with the war and I feel that Clinton was a very good president. His personal life is noone's business except his and his wife's. I am a supporter of Bush only because he is the president of our great nation. However, some of the things he has said and done are not right.

SUBJECT = FUCK YOU SUB HUMANS
NAME = fuck you
MESSAGE = FUCK YOU SUB HUMAN, PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE DISEASED PIECES OF SHIT...I BELIEVE I SEE THE SIGNS OF KAPOSIS SARCOMA DEVELOPING ON YOUR SKIN...

SUBJECT = A Question
NAME = Christopher Bennett
MESSAGE = Would you like a redorsement in your Campagin ? I can get in touch with my brother the embedded Journalist of Time Magazine, have Time magazine Redorse your Campagin.

SUBJECT = This website is wrong
NAME = Cade Campbell
MESSAGE = Everything that is stated in this website is in error. It is this sort of stuff that brainwashes our country's people. I want an e-mail address that will contact me with somebody in charge of this website immediately!

SUBJECT = Persian Rug
NAME = Robby Dosetareh
MESSAGE = To Whom It May Concern,

We own a round, 30' in diameter, Silk, Persian rug. We would like to possibility sell it to the white house. Who would I need to speak with.

Thanks
Robby Dosetareh

SUBJECT = Awful
NAME = Scott
MESSAGE = Checked your site as it was reported to us by our users as a site that needed to be blocked by the firewall. We will not censor it, but we do find your humor to be beneath rational individuals. Given the number of victims of Saddam and the efforts by even the Clintons to deal with him your "humor" is an affront to every administration since Carter. I am sure Jimmy is not laughing.

SUBJECT = This web site
NAME = I.A.
MESSAGE = I am UPHOLD by the incredible VULGARITY of this web site! What an IMPERTINENCE!

SUBJECT = Clean your room!
NAME = Your mom
MESSAGE = Bobby,
Stop making uninformed, liberal-biased websites and clean your room! Your room would be clean if Gore had won, because the government would have created mandatory environmental-hazard prevention programs by taking money out of my tax dollars! And wipe the cum out of your keyboard from yesterday when you found a Chairman Mao website; it's starting to smell rancid. Oh, and if you see Homeless Bob, make sure you give him 30% of your money and medical benefits. Remember our block meeting this Wednesday, where we are planning a group meeting to pool all of our assets and distribute them equally among us so no one will be poor in our distopian socialist hypocrisy!

SUBJECT = NAZI USA
NAME = Aaron
MESSAGE = NO NAZI American is welcome in the UK we never want to see you here ever again we will not ignore the fact that you want world domination we will die before we eat your cancer food i will never eat GM Food on my own free will USA = NAZIS. Take the Stupid NSA back with you also we do not want it on our Organic soil.

SUBJECT = your website sucks
NAME = GREG HOWARD
MESSAGE = you pigs disgust me. Just shows what slime liberals are. Go crawl into a Saddam Hole.

SUBJECT = Judging
NAME = Jeramy Larrarte
MESSAGE = inyour check box 'I certify that I'm no scumbag homo' you are judging homos. and you are giving republicans and bush a bad name. and you suck. and when we ate the forbidden fruit of that tree, in the garden of eden, we assumed the responsibilty to choose what is right and wrong. no human being-absolutely none- is good enough to give anyone a clitrodectamy - not even you. and when you said that a circumcition is analogous to a cliterodectamy, you are wrongg. you dont know shit. now you can all go fuck yourselves because i am going to watch some lesbian porn and masturbate until my dick starts to wrinkle.

SUBJECT = Well..well...well..
NAME = Joe Dubya
MESSAGE = Well the man you make fun of accomplished his goal...SADDAM CAPTURED what do you faggots with your corny little SPOOFS have to say now!! oh well your prolly a bunch of banana in the rectum inserting queers anyway!!

SUBJECT = Saying Hello
NAME = FDR
MESSAGE = Dear Joseph,

Eleanor asked me the other day "What ever happened to old Joe Stalin?" Wow, that's a melon scratcher. And here you are! Well, hey sorry that the whole communism think didn't ultimatly work out for you. But that's OK. You know what? There's a defacto movement that's happening in the U.S. today! Some of your guys are actually being passed-off successfully as Democrats and their doing a fine job in Washington. I gotta tell you though. It's really got their Depends all in a bunch that ol' Dubya has the election all sewn-up. Looks like the only thing left to try is to have a website that attacks him in a non-substantive way. You should see it Joe. You would be proud! It's called www.whitehouse.org. Isn't that clever? You see, since you and I have left the scene, there's this new culture that has really risen up over the years. You see, uneducated rectum eaters, I mean liberals, can't carry on informed debate in the public forum of TV talk shows, or even in media scrums. That's because their ideals don't hold any water. Since they have no real jobs, their mommys had to let them move back home. Now they just sit all day at their computers jerking off. It must be a real gitch-ripper for these guys that they will never have any input in the system. After all decisions are made by those who show up at the grown-ups table. We'll I gotta go. "How'd They Do That" is on TV. I think it's supposed to be a clip showing an elephant screwing a donkey.

SUBJECT = Looking for...
NAME = Brent Cooper
MESSAGE = A symbol of something that is patriotic and American. You are not and, really fellows, if you don't like it here, go to another country. We all are trully tired of this kind of nonsense. Grow up or get out. We are watching. Really :-|

SUBJECT = About The New Masterbation Law
NAME = Andrew Hill
MESSAGE = I am going to send this to you even though i am not 18. YOU ALSO BETTER STILL READ THIS!!!

I may not be the right kind of age to talk to the "president" of the united states.

Do you realize if you took masterbation away? What other problems would exist behind it? I mean, a teenager, myself being one, and yourself as one, one day or another, were really hormonal and had a lot to think about sex and all that stuff. The only thing keeping sex away from our young kids now a days, my age, is masterbation.

Men, or teenager boys, now i cant even think of the new things that we would adapt to this process. Our America is about freedom, in no matter what area, its still freedom. I know that if you pass this, if this country passes this, the birth rates will be a lot higher and i think that the economy will be shit. With kids as teenagers, then the teenagers have to drop out and get a gas station job. Then, in theory, there will be nobody, quailified for the jobs that are pursude. Then, in fact, the economy will fall, as you know by now, its already shit. It has been and still will be for a while.

I hope you understand and MAKE SURE YOU understand the possibilities of what teenagers can have to do. There isnt much now, dont take away one more thing, and have births go up even higher.

If you are really thinking about passing this law, its stupid. I mean, are you going to arrest a 16 year old boy from not masterbating?

Okay, about that whole god thing. If god didnt want us masterbating, why our arms all the way down there, how come we can reach that way? And IF in fact, "God" hated us masterbating, then how come, as semen, or sperm "builds" up in our system, it starts to eject into our urine? Wouldnt it just stop making, and could you imagine the pain?

I think that article is full of BS and i wish you would stop freaking us teenagers by putting all the blame on us and shit like that. I am just fed up with it, grown ups, handle this economy until, us teenagers, become a part of it, understand?

If you have questions, message me back. I will respond and tell you what is what. Bye.

SUBJECT = Low Lifes
NAME = Phil
MESSAGE = Just wanted to let you know that your website was stumbled upon. What a shame that you all are so close minded and judgemental. I am submitting to have you shut down.

SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = Sam Prince
MESSAGE = What a trashy website. You must be a communist, pinko, left wing bedwetting liberal scumbag homo to do something like this. Why don't you move to China where you would be happier?

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