Every day, tens of thousands of people from all around the globe come to kneel at the political altar of WHITEHOUSE.ORG. A small, unedited sampling of their voluminous feedback follows:

SUBJECT = Hyprocritical Fucker
NAME = Bite Me
MESSAGE = How can you call yourself an American? Sure, everyone has their right to free speech and express their feelings when they would like, but only when they are worth something. I assume that you are democratic and of course still crying over the election that happened YEARS ago (here's a hint, get over it.... Gore lost, Bush won). Popular vote is easy to win when you ship citizens who can't speak english to the polls. Bush may not be the smartest President to run the country, but he cares about the people and I ask you to show me where this is proven wrong. Oh, not very liberal to request a checkbox to certify if you are a scumbag homo, fucker. Eat shit and die, you fucking pole smoking shit for brains.

SUBJECT = Re: Español Site
NAME = Carlos Ayala
MESSAGE = As a former Political Appointee in the Bush Administration. I am clearly dispappointed in the quality of the Spanish site...Clearly the POTUS has not read or approved. Should my assistance...be needed...Feel free to contact me [PHONE # EXCISED]. Sincerely,
Carlos

SUBJECT = re operation infinite purity
NAME = mounir m f el-hao
MESSAGE = In view of Mr. Bush's "operation infinite purity," I would like to say that female masturbation is almost none existent in Egypt and this is because "The Sunna" of female circumcision is practiced in over 90% of females at the age of nine. However as this procedure was practiced outside hospitals in the majority of cases, we published (my colleagues and myself) a paper regarding the proper technique which should be practiced in hospitals under general anesthesia, under complete aseptic precautions and with proper instrumentation.

It is worth noting that circumcision of females diminishes clitoral orgasm and allows easy shift of the woman to vaginal orgasm when she is married, and this is likely going to prevent marital disharmony, extra marital relations and female masturbation due to lack of sexual satisfaction.please let me know how can i send you our paper published in 1996.

Dr. Mounir M.F.El Hao,
Professor of OBGYN
Ain Shams University,
Cairo, Egypt.

SUBJECT = The Jesus Website
NAME = Teirsa
MESSAGE = My family does not appreciate the desecration that you have created on this website. You will give an account for every word that is spoken or typed on the internet. My family and I find this website VERY offensive! Do you really think that you can get away with all of this stuff that you have said and done to Jesus Christ. He died for you and paid the penalty for the sins that we commit everyday, yet you have the audacity to blaspheme God. There is coming a day for all men and that day is when we are all to be judged for the sins we have committed. I would hate to think that this website would be left in my hands and that I would have to pay for everything that was said about Jesus Christ. But in truth, you are the one that will have to pay for it not me. I feel pity for you and for anyone who was affiliated with the making of this website. I would suggest going and buying a bible and reading these verses before you continue with your little website. Matthew 12:36-37, Romans 14:11-12, JOHN 3:16.

SUBJECT = Bad Taste Award and Borderline Treason
NAME = Nora Reed
MESSAGE = I am contacting everyone that you say is sponsoring you like the NRA and Phillip Morris because I really doubt that they are. You could at least change your web-site name so it is not so close to the official white house web-site.

SUBJECT = Website...
NAME = James
MESSAGE = Hey you definitely have a life. Nice site ya' loser. What have you done with your life --- mmm, ah yes, made this site, and ...well, that's about it. He's the President of the United States and is far more intellegent than you but .... ya, nice site, and keep up the exciting life. wait...my bad. anyways, keep making this "mega-cool site" and the ladies will keep loving you...fag.

SUBJECT = Masturbation
NAME = Brandon
MESSAGE = I'm a canadian and i was just checking out this site. Some of the things on this site are so made up. Like the statistics on masturbation. And how masturbation gives you acne. Come on man! On other sites, it is clinically proven that masturabation can reduce acne during teenage years since it can relieve stress. And it also give people a chance to sexually explore themselves so they can find there true pleasure. This is pathetic.

SUBJECT = bush is full of S*** (this site should be censored)
NAME = Not a chance would i give you my name
MESSAGE = Bush, I am an American. I am a democratic-19-year-old-voter who think YOUR FULL OF SHIT. If you believe in "GOD" and read the bible every night, then why the hell do you allow trees to be cut down, bombs to be dropped, and innocent lives to be shattered. If we had the choice to die from torture and copious blood loss (I bet you don't even know what that means) or stand up for you after a speech, I would choose the first choice. Yes, that's how much I hate you. yes, I used the word hate. I don't hate anyone, and I never thought that I would hate anyone. But then you ran for president and there went that idea! I also hate your website. Why? well, at the bottom of the page, if you want to continue to the next section you have to click "republican." ARE YOU STUPID? oh wait -- I know the answer to that. YES. Not everyone who visits this site is like you George. Oh, I just used your first name. BUT I DON'T CARE. You and your daddy can get a life. Yes, this is a hate letter. But let me inform you that hate letters are very very different from threat letters. I'm sure you receive hate mail every day. That's good, I'm glad if you do. I want you to. Maybe someday all of the things we "non-republicans" say will get into your small pathetic peanut sized brain. Or maybe not, as the case may be. You may be thinking right now "this girl is 19 and doesn't know anything." HA - wrong again! I'm close to Delaine Eastin, and if you don't know who that is your more pathetic then I thought. My parents are both very consumed in politics, and I have daily conversations with economic, government, and political science teachers. I also talk with politicians at special conferences and dinner parties. I went to Bill Clinton's inauguration and inaugural ball when I was in the 7th grade. I attended a Capital Steps performance at age 12 and understood the whole thing. Trust me, I'm smart when it comes to the government. And just because I am a pro-trees antiwar person does not mean you shouldn't listen to me. HEAR THIS GEORGE: you suck. every part of you is hypocritical and dumb. I suggest you go to confession, because God knows you need it BADLY.

SUBJECT = What?
NAME = Jim Baker
MESSAGE = This article is the most disgusting, shit-bird originated, I've come across. You're not funny, just whacked out on something. Why don't you put all this energy and whatever money you have to work for a worth while cause? this juvenile crap is a waste of time.

SUBJECT = These Terorists
NAME = Ron Loftus
MESSAGE = Hi Guys..These guys from the bin laden gorowd are really making you look bad.. why dont you just a put one of those major big bombs.. (nuk to S.O.B)incentary ON THE AFGANISTAN LOCATION..THE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY..GET THIS PRICK OUT OUT OF THIS WORLD.. REALLY..

SUBJECT = assholes
NAME = idiots
MESSAGE = I hope every one of you idiots running this site dies

SUBJECT = Funny
NAME = MockArena
MESSAGE = Your Pro-Saddam Hussein Socialist bullshit is as funny as your RAPIST/TRAITOR clintoons RAPES and TREASONS! Your Piece of Shit dumpcraps have been trying to undermine our REPUBLIC for decades, and never moreso then under the Rapist/Traitor clintooon/Gore regime. Im sorry that AMERICA respects this President and your Al Qaeda led attacks on our PREISDENT BUSH are so pathetic and weak that you must resort to lies and distortions to spread your left wing Propaganda. Enjoy the next FOUR YEARS of BUSH/CHENEY, and the following 8 years of REPUBLICAN led Executive and LEGISLATIVE Government. You are a steaming pile of SHIT

SUBJECT = Being Mistrated
NAME = Susan Hyland
MESSAGE = To whom it may concern: I have no idea who reads these messages, but there is a serious problem with black people in America on the buses. I have been thrown off buses several times in the south, and in the north the black people don't pay the right amount the fare is sometimes, if the bus cost 75 cents in boston, they pay ten cents or 15 cents. "They are always starting fights on the bus accusing me that I don't like black people because I moved my seat. I wonder how many times Rosa Parks was thrown off the bus in the l950's because if I got a medal for every black person who was rude to me on a bus in Florida, Boston, and Connecticut, I could open my own musuem with medals all over the walls and charge a fee.

SUBJECT = my point of view in regards to some whitehouse.org website content
NAME = Jeffrey David Eiseman
MESSAGE = To whom it may concern:
This is a free country, of free speech, and to state that "Any and all criticism will be construed as treason and protected as such". This doesn't sound like something of freedom. People can say whatever they feel like saying, this is how we were created by God, with a free will. Personally I choose to say nice things, and I think the note above should be rephrased. Is my critisism here on this matter considered as a possible construed as treason? Any threats to our national security should indeed be considered seriously, depending on the nature of such, especially when our lives are threatened, but criticism is the right of the people. The people here can say wahtever they want, and it is wrong to create an atmosphere of fear of the government, this is almost what seems to be here. The government of our country is here to help, to listen to the people, to work for the people, regardless of threat of terrorism or not. I have no idea what kind of stuff you all get, and am sure alot of it is not nice, and understand the stress and paranoia you must feel when dealing with whako terrorist threats, but regardless I assure you that I am nice here, and will speak as I feel, and will not feel threatened by such statements as "Any And All Criticism Will Be Construed As Treason And Prosecuted As Such". God Bless You. Peace/Love

-Jeff

SUBJECT = re: a reply fr Mrs.in re:to my message "in praise to the President"
NAME = Steven Hunter
MESSAGE = Last week I sent the President a nice,supportive,positive email.In turn I got a reply from 'Mrs.Bush'?It was a rather negative, obnoxious,insulting reply.I know it couldn't have been from her or Mr.Bush,but instead from one of their writers.You better check your writer s from time to time.I know they are chrisian characters.The reply sounded more like from their adversary;like some left wing liberal, like Sen.Tom Dachle or Mr.Kennedy.I'm sorry I had to inform you like this,but I thought you should know.My wife was also shocked by the note. Your friend,Steve

SUBJECT = [none]
NAME = Larry Duncan
MESSAGE = Your website is offensive and sick. It is another good reason to employ censorship.

SUBJECT = The Warning Signs of teen Masturbation
NAME = Aaron Harwood
MESSAGE = So Not only do America continue to dictate to other nations on how to run their country and what Religion to take up and Force not only American citizens to eat Genetically Engineered Food with God knows what ingredients in it including Viruses and human DNA but also the Eu are being forced to eat contaminated food with disease in it Americans are already dying due to Allergic reactions from GM food the only reason the Biotech Industy Exists is because they want MONEY and CONSUMER POWER they are sick evil and it is unnatural a nation born onto crime that has so much power that thinks the American dream is the right way RIGHT WINGERS in piont 6 on ur Masturbation page IDEALISM: Does your teenager have Liberal or otherwise idealistic political opinions? The weakness of mind brought on by self-abuse often leads to left-wing sympathies. so im already called that i guess by the USA just for caring for the world America shouls be ashamed of it's People a nation that does not care less one bit for the world a muderous country i once like dthe USA until i got olderand realised what a sick nation they are what they do to the world and a Criminal for a President ha a joke n wounder more and more people in the world grow to hate the USA for wwhat they force the world to do and to put up with pollution that is lethal to humans and the Environment and you feel no guilt for the damage you d to the world and your lapsy daisy policies on crime and pollution levels the only reason the biotech do what they do is for money and power like i say and they patent most gm food sick and it is too late to stop it now because your nation has been polluting the world with unnatural GE Food for well over 12 years eveil dominating race and very agressive all of the American people that are careless freaks and ignorant arragant Amerians i rather Canadians any day and would rather Russia as the world superpower after all American Democracy is a JOKE and censored hidden secrets to shocking to share with the world well you should know that Germany plan to have Russia Join the EU and then plan to work toward Asia China we will be Richer than your Ecomamy very soon and we will be the world power i hope for a pescefull GM FOOD Free world. im from the UK England and we do not need the NSA in England it is also illegal in the EU so u can leave.

PS oh and i will not certify anything to you whatsoever you are a very Prejudice nation guilty until proven innocent.

SUBJECT = The War on Everything normal
NAME = Proud To Be Canadian
MESSAGE = ALL FEEDBACK MUST BE 100% POSITIVE. ANY AND ALL CRITICISM WILL BE CONSTRUED AS TREASON AND PROSECUTED AS SUCH. First of all, freedom of speech. Second, I'm Canadian. Third and final. Congratulations on trying to create a completely sterile, paranoid, neurotic country. Why don't all the think tank geniuses try to find a way to get the hundreds of thousands of guns off the streets that are causing 10,000+ murders a year before you start "THE WAR ON MASTURBATION" Get over yourselves, you don't OWN the American Citizens. By the way I don't ever recall there being a checkbox on church doors asking for certification of whether or not every worshipper is a scumbag homo. Very politically correct.

SUBJECT = Nice Commie Propaganda
NAME = Gary Waltrip
MESSAGE = Nice website, if you like Communist propaganda. Have fun as we real Republicans ride roughshod over you leftwing/kooks/weirdos/ hopes in the 2004 elections. Then we will take Corporate profits to new heights, end welfare, and be sure there is a loaded gun in every household. There, did I stroke your fevered lefty dark imaginings sufficiently?

SUBJECT = LEFT WING SPIN
NAME = TOM
MESSAGE = Is there anything at all on your web page that is accurate ? if so please let me know. I think that is why many of us Democrates are turning to Fox.

SUBJECT = female circumcision
NAME = Shiloh Rose
MESSAGE = In your "War On Masterbation" segment you cited that George Bush had signed female circumcision back into law, through Executive Order 13252-V. I've found Executive Order 13252 and it's in regards to Federal Labour Management Regulations. Was there a mistake, or is 13252 different from 13252-V? could you please send me information on the legalization of female circumcision in the US? Thank you.

SUBJECT = this is shit
NAME = ANAND
MESSAGE = i'm an Indian and just wandered into u'r site...its so fucking bad...it just shows the rotten state America is in...every1 here just logonto www.presidentofindia.nic.in and just get to realize how well that is organised compared to this one.. ONE PROUD INDIAN JAI HIND

SUBJECT = this is total crap!
NAME = alexandra
MESSAGE = No wonder you don't want any negative feedback. If you didn't write such crap then you wouldn't have negative feedback, and I have the freedom of speech if you were smart at all then you would know that stupid donkey. And you can so tell that this isn't president bushes website cause he has a brain unlike you. I hope that you get sued forimpersonating the president you stupid ass. Write something intelligent next time. alexandra P.s. I love Rock and roll music or as you call it the devil music and I go to church. Moron!!!!

SUBJECT = Re: The Red House
NAME = G.A. Beck
MESSAGE = "Being first lady is the hardest unpaid job in the world."
Bullshit!! You chose this job! How dare you use a quote from another fowled human that thinks they are doing some great thing for humanity. Again how dare you. You should be ashamed of just how things are in this country. You were not elected you were the only choice for the other monkies to have in the Oval office. If we really had a "GREAT LEADER" in in the oval office this peace of SHIT you call a great country. we all would be more like "GOOD PEOPLE" that is only seen on that thing called TV. Oh wait I forgot that too is just fanticy.

Best reguards

A loyal citizan Kane

MR. G. A. Beck

SUBJECT = lead from the front
NAME = Mark Wheeler
MESSAGE = How dare you associate me with commies. Is that your idea of America? I am free to vote as I will. I am disgusted with your treatment of the 9/11 comittee. You are the communist. You hate America and it shows everytime you act. You hate freedom. You hate dissent. You hate the poor, it shows in your policies. Screw you,draft-dodger. Veterans know you, and you are afraid. Of us. Those who served. Because you wouldn't. Not during Vietnam, when you were needed. Coward, REMF.

SUBJECT = reply letter
NAME = Pamela Ringener
MESSAGE = Dear Mrs. Bush,

I sure hope that the e-mail that I received was not officially from you. As the President’s wife I am a little dismayed at how it was worded.

It made it sound like you have no concern over the economy or anything else for that matter. It made it sound like you have nothing better to do than sit around drinking cocktails and not thinking the public opinion is very important with the re-election coming up. I have always been a republican and I am greatful that the President is a born again Christian. To put it bluntly I am appalled at your response. This came off of a white house response.

Pamela Ringener

SUBJECT = it's my turn
NAME = Benjie Watts
MESSAGE = I am a humor columnist here in N.C. syndicated in over 30 newspapers in nc I will be sure to tell my readers about your site..I will tell them to hit it as many times a possible in hopes of crashing your unAmerican garbage site which will make you have to spend money to bring it back up..dems dont have any money however, so you will probably have to borrow some from a republican banker with over 60 thousand readers, I may be able to accomplish this task in the name of all good Americans who love and respect our leader for now....and until the end of his second term..the great G.W. Bush
Benjie Watts
Lenoir NC

SUBJECT = Matt Derringer
NAME = FBI warnnig
MESSAGE = You little queers will be rotting in hell as soon as the FBI discovers who you are!

SUBJECT = web sight
NAME = gary wright
MESSAGE = Ihave looked threw your web sight.and the thingsIsee and read scare me.I belive you want a free Amarica of your choice not the peoples are you a races dictator my kids will not ever see this web sight it is sick you should lock up who ever is in charge of it I am sorry to say I will not be voteing for you again I hope you chage my mind butt i dont think you can change yours.

SUBJECT = tv
NAME = Joyce Bogoian
MESSAGE = will you please ask the prez to move his speech up to 8 o'clock tonight so I don't miss the bachelor.

SUBJECT = your fucking site blows
NAME = BenRobinson
MESSAGE = you mother fuckers are flaming cock suckers who should be shot, it is a good thing we did not send people like you to iraq because your fudge paking pussies, go smoke your fucking joints and kill babies you retarded losers

SUBJECT = I don't get it.
NAME = Ralph
MESSAGE = I love funny parodies but this site isn't the least bit funny. I don't get it. Is it financed by communists or are you just a delusional whacked out liberal. Crack kills. You had the Clinton years, now let the Republicans clean up his fucking mess. You might want to do something more constructive with your time like help finding a Democratic candidate to run for president. It seems the ones that are running now are pretty useless and unelectable for the following reasons. Lieberman-jew Gephardt-higher taxes Slick-The ambulance chaser. Howard-The one who doesn't like the military. Carey or Cary-threw most of his medals at the white house in protest, kept the good ones. Rev Al-hahahah! And a bunch of other losers not worth mentioning.

SUBJECT = you - the scumbag
NAME = James Brown
MESSAGE = you stinking low-life why don't you move to another country. you all are not worthy of even shing President Bush's shoes!!!

SUBJECT = cowards
NAME = Steven Ray Sutton
MESSAGE = Your time is upon you.

You traitors.

"Hanoi Jane rules"

"The Dixie Chicks need to please put their clothes back on"

SRS

SUBJECT = Your website
NAME = Donald E. Fishel
MESSAGE = Do you know about the "scumbag homo" message, and the "C.E.O. express service" message that is on this website? It is not appropriate for the President of the United States of America.

SUBJECT = Mike Dykes
NAME = Predictable
MESSAGE = Leftist liberals like you are as predictable as you are dull. Your insults against the Commander in Chief, fraudulent use of what sounds like the official White House web site, and irrational, negative, hateful views, convince me that you speak only for yourselves. Losers, you resent anyone who has seen through your hate games. I part your company forever with one thought: Regardless how bitter you are, how monotonous you are, how stupid and surly you are, in time, we who won this war will forgive you if you can learn some manners.

SUBJECT = Morons
NAME = carol
MESSAGE = You are really one screwed up bunch of misfits.

SUBJECT = please get back to me and help me to understand
NAME = scott lawrence
MESSAGE = Im a hard working australian with good intentions for all at heart.I am truly amazed at what I have seen in your web site ,please get back to me and help me to understand what line of thinking was being used when it was constructed.I have tried hard to accept the american way of thinking but this site has not helped me at all.Scott from Australia

SUBJECT = Ignorance
NAME = D Frost
MESSAGE = I just had to write a note to say that I find your brand or ignorance particulatly distasteful. Don't tell the rest of us what it means to be an American. You obviously don'd know.

SUBJECT = good job
NAME = AL
MESSAGE = i found your site a great source of information on how the dumb ass motherfucker is running your stupid country u make me sick u bunch of hooligans if i had the chance i will fuk spit in the face of everyone of you u low life scums u have no right to talk about people the way u do u sick fukin motherfuckers ,your moms suck cock in hell i hope.....

SUBJECT = Crazy
NAME = Brian
MESSAGE = Doesn't it seem that there is such a thing as abuse of free speech? I mean, it says "FREE" speech, Not say anything you want Speech. Notice the words, Meaning Yes, you can say any words from your lips as you want it's free, But that doesn't mean you can't abuse it. What your site has done is abused it. To make up lies and tell half truths knowingly doing so is an out right abuse.

Ever wonder why you feel the way to do?

SUBJECT = Lameass website
NAME = F. Cioffi
MESSAGE = You really must have a lot of time on your hands. May I suggest a trade school? You might learn something you fucks.

SUBJECT = DEMOCRATS
NAME = RAY ALLEN
MESSAGE = PLEASE TELL THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY THE I RAY ALLEN DO NOT SEND ME ANYMORE EMAIL CONTAINING THERE SOCIALISTIC COMUNISTIC PROPAGANDA ITS NOT WELLCOME. EVIDENTLY THEY DIDNT READ THE EMAIL I SENT THEM OR DIDNT UNDERSTAN IT. BUT THEN THEY NEVER DO SEEM TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING IM 73 ON FIXED INCOME. BUT THERE SCARE THE ELDERLY DOESNT WORK ON ME. IT USED TO BUT I WISED UP.

SUBJECT = Please verify the contain of this link
NAME = wang
MESSAGE = Please verify the contain of the following link hasn't been hacked.
http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/022302.asp

SUBJECT = Your web site
NAME = Jason
MESSAGE = I accidently came across your site, and I have to say, it's the most ridiculous piece of crap I have ever seen in my life. You must have no life to go through all of this trouble. You are in clergy? Is your church in any way affiliated with the devil?
1) Get a shrink
2) Get a life (you will need help, which is the reason for the first)
3) Find a few hobbies
4) Resign from the Church, because you are a disgrace.

SUBJECT = Idiot Republicans
NAME = Betty
MESSAGE = You are all stupid ignorant fucking americans, saying masturbation is illegal so therefore we have the right of speech, the right to vote yet no right to shoot your load? u say idealism is a bad thing....perhaps thats why your government is so inadequate with dealing with any of the worlds problems. P.S your president is a convicted drink driver and also a cocain addict....nice kind of guy to represent the country dumbasses

SUBJECT = Fuck U shit brain
NAME = jew hater
MESSAGE = You are all demented brainless fuckshit

SUBJECT = Stupid
NAME = Angry America
MESSAGE = This website is so rediculus and stupid. First, none of your points of view are republican. who ever wrote this is just plain stupid. Second, if you guys really dont like this country that much you should just leave. These articals are false and disgusting. Just because you have a freedom of speach doesnt me that you should cut down the country that gives you that. All of the soldiers that fought to give you, and keep, those rights were brave. And you guys are just putting their sacrifices to waste.

SUBJECT = *Tabacco Kids Area*
NAME = Christopher Fearn
MESSAGE = Dear Sir,

I was about to setup my childs internet access for the whitehouse kids area. I do not understand the smoking area with ways to describe how to smoke, how to store your smokes and how to buy smokes at your local store. I use to smoke and I quit. I do not understand the waky language either. Is that info for real? I do not want my kids reading that stuff. And the gun area is really scarry. Tommy looks like he is practicing to take outthe readers of the site? Also, that twiching charles heston is doing. The really is making fun of him.

Thanks.

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