Born on January 30, 1941, in Lincoln, Nebraska, Richard Bruce Cheney was raised in Casper, Wyoming by
his parents Richard H. and Marjorie Cheney. A robustly handsome and popular boy whose future was
apparent, young Dick was voted "Most Likely to Become CEO of a Multinational Conglomerate Whose
Business He Knows Nothing About" by his classmates at Robert E. Lee Senior High School.
Later, Cheney would win a scholarship to prestigious Yale University, but upon finding the academic
culture there to be cliquish and self-congratulatory (in that especially unbearable New England way),
Cheney would boycott his classes. In time, Yale officials would come to believe that Cheney's academic
performance was too poor to justify his continued enrollment, and would ask him to leave. Little did
they know that the joke was on them – that Cheney's apparent "failure" was in fact a brilliant
protest against the inherently diseased nature of Ivy League intelligentsia. Cheney returned to Wyoming,
where he would earn his Bachelors and Masters degrees in Political Science – amongst people
capable of forming opinions of him based on more than any conspicuous contempt for so-called "debate"
and "didacticism."
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administration of Gerald Ford.
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After the 1992 voluntary departure from office of George H.W. Bush, Cheney would enter the private sector
for a number of years before becoming Vice President. Specifically, he served as CEO of Halliburton Corporation,
the world's largest oilfield services and products company and Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci.
There, in the interest of his future need for
bipartisan cooperation, he would dispense with his longstanding contempt for government regulation and subsidies –
successfully winning over $3.5 billion in federal contracts and taxpayer-insured loans on behalf of Halliburton's
understandably impatient and deserving stockholders.
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As Vice President, Mr. Cheney assumes the role of the CEO should George W. Bush ever be rendered unable to
perform his duties, whether due to absence, illness, hangover, shin-splints, abject ineptitude, and/or being
Raptured to Glory.
The very picture of cardiological resilience, Dick Cheney is married to his high school sweetheart and noted
author of lesbian erotica, Mrs.
Dick Cheney. Mr. Cheney's star sign is Aquarius. He enjoys movies, low-impact walks in the park, JUGGS
magazine, and collecting all manner of contemporary evangelical pamphlets.
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