Faith-Based and Community Initiatives: United States Department of Faith

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On January 20, 2001, George W. Bush signed an executive order establishing the United States Department of Faith (USDOF). Headed by the President's (and God's) favorite church, Landover Baptist Church, the USDOF is entrusted with overseeing disbursement of millions of taxpayer dollars to religious organizations. The USDOF does not discriminate against any faith, making funds available to both Baptist churches and other churches or organizations that recognize Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. (Read the USDOF Mission Statement)

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	Accept Christ Now and Become a Real American™ – President Bush Cordially, Yet Strenuously Invites Unsaved Voters to Embrace His Savior
	"How Does Our Christian Nation Benefit by Defending Hell-Bound Jews?" – An Important Sermon From the Secretary of Faith-Based Governance
	CHRISTIAN KIDS WONDER: "Does Jesus Watch Me Go Poopy?" – The Lord knows that toilet time is a dangerous time, filled with horrid temptations of the flesh!
	Faith-Based Entrepreneur Federal Handout Application – Qualify Instantly for Millions in Taxpayer Funding for YOUR McJesus Conglomerate!
	Defending the Sacred Institutions of Marriage & Divorce – Proposal to Amend the United States Constitution to Conform to Biblical Principles
	Win a Luxury Christian Vacation With President Bush – This Offer is Restricted to Republican Friends of Jesus Christ and His Duly Anointed Ruler of the World
	The Presidential Prayer Team – Meet the Elite Force of Spiritual Warriors Who Wield More Destructive Power Than the Entire United States Military
	CULTS: The USDOF Reference Guide - As our Christian nation opens its doors to more foreign trash, God's people are unfortunately exposed to exotic new ideas.
	Ask Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian – As Spiritual Advisor to the First Family, Mrs. Bowers is so Close to Jesus, He Validates Her Parking
	The Salvation Security Act – The USDOF and Congressman Tom Delay Are Proud to Sponsor Federal Legislation Mandating Salvation of all Americans
	USDOF Issues Emergency Green Card to Jesus Christ – Proper Immigration Documents Will Prevent Our Swarthy Lord From Being Pegged as a Terrorist
	Ask USDOF Secretary Pastor Deacon Fred – An Informative Q&A with the Most Devoted Public Servant in the History of our Christian Nation
	The Holy Bible Poop Quiz - The Good Book teaches us that the Lord is infatuated with excrement, both human and animal.
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